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Whether you’ve been cheated on, fighting with someone who you thought was your best friend, or have had it up to here with everyone, it can feel so much better to just put your middle fingers up and say “f*ck you.”
You probably hear from so many people that you should always be polite and kind, and most importantly, watch what you say.
But naturally, as you get older, you realize that some situations call for big emotion and a lot of colorful language — so that's where the best "F*ck you" quotes come in to save the day.
It feels so much better to let someone know just how badly they hurt your feelings, broke your heart, or screwed you over.
Losing someone important in your life because they couldn’t stop making things about themselves, couldn’t keep it in their pants, or just didn’t see a reason to be your friend anymore feels terrible and can put you in a real slump.
Sometimes, instead of walking away as friends, it's better to end things with you telling them to shove it where the sun doesn’t shine.
But even if you don’t want to just say “eff you” (like when you’re trying to keep it classy), there are a number of ways to get creative with your insults… but don’t worry, you still get to curse.
You might be one of these people who need some ideas for how to class it up when you want to say “f*ck you” to someone who really deserves it.
So here is a list of the most b*tchy, sassy, sarcastic, and insanely direct f*ck you quotes out there to help you say exactly what's on your mind.
Make it count! And trust me, they won’t want to mess with you anymore.
1. Don’t cry. Say “f*ck you” and smile”
2. “I don’t hate you it’s just… actually no, f**ck you.”
3. “My 'give a f*ck' is still broken but my 'go f*ck yourself' is fully functional.”
4. “F*ck you, I have enough friends.”
5. “Life is saying 'F*ck it' to those who matter, and 'F*ck you' to those who don’t.”
6. "Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy. I'm gonna sit here and let karma f*ck you up."
7. “Please go f*ck yourself with a cactus.”
8. “F*ck you and goodnight”
9. “F*ck you for giving up on me.”
10. “Do what you want and f*ck them all.”
11. "F*ck off before I get unfriendly.”
12. "I don't hold grudges, you just become irrelevant."
13. “You give my middle finger an erection."
14. “A douchebag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale’s vagina.”
15. “A wise woman once said, 'F*ck this s**t' and she lived happily ever after.”
16. “My attitude today is brought to you by, f*ck you.”
17. “I don’t mean to be rude, but, f*ck you.”
18. "If you show me you don't give a f*ck, I’ll show you that I’m better at it."
19. “Dear haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.”
20. “I’m really not miserable. I’m all peace, love, and F*ck you’s.”
21. “It’s Sunday, leave me the f*ck alone.”
22. “F*ck you, I was worth it.”
23. “My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to f*ck off.”
24. “Row row row your boat gently the f*ck away from me."
25. “R.I.P. to the f*ck I almost gave.”
26. “I will not keep calm and you can f*ck off.”
27. “I could vomit just looking at you.” - Dorothy Zbornak
28. “If you don’t like me, remember it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind and you don’t matter.”
29. “I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.” - CoCo Chanel
30. "Can you see the 'f*ck you' in my smile?"
31. “If I was a bird, I know exactly who I’d s**t on.”
32. “Just when I thought I couldn’t hate you more, you prove me wrong by doing more stupid sh*t.”
33. “I don’t care what you think of me, because it can’t be half as bad as what I think of you.”
34. “Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.”
35. “You don’t like me and I don’t give a f*ck about you.”
36. "My middle finger salutes you."
37. “If you can stop being a drama queen, that would be great.”
38. “Do me a favor and just f*ck off.”
39. “Oh wow! But f*ck you.”
40. “And that’s when I realized you’re not that f*cking great.”
41. “I am who I am and I don’t need your approval.”
42. "I hope one day, you choke on all the sh*t you talk."
43. “Oh my. What a punchable face you have.”
44. “I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.”
45. “I don’t miss you. I miss the person you were pretending to be. F*ck you very much.”
46. “F*ck you. F*ck you. F*ck you. F*ck you. Oh and wait, f*ck you too.”
47. “I hate two-faced people. It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first.”
48. "It's called karma and it's pronounced 'haha, f*ck you.'"
49. “Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m too tired for this. So, f*ck you.”
50. “I will punch you by accident on purpose, f*ck you.”
51. “IDGAF.”
52. “When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there… in case it needs help.”
53. “I’d b*tch less if you’d f*ck off more.”
54. "Goest & f*cketh thyself."
55. ”Keep calm and say f*ck you.”
56. “Which part of f*ck you do you not understand?”
57. “Things have changed... I no longer give a f*ck.”
58. “Perhaps 'f*ck you' might be too kind?”
59. “Let’s play a game of f*ck off. You go first.”
60. "You can pretend you're perfect all you want. Just remember some of us know the truth behind all your bullsh*t lies."
61. “Karma takes too long. I’d rather just beat the crap out of you now.”
62. “Sometimes the best revenge is to ignore them and be super happy… or you can tell them 'f*ck you,' they both give satisfaction.”
63. “You’re so fake Barbie is jealous.”
64. “If you don’t mean what you say, shut the f*ck up please.”
65. “Some people just need a high five...in the face...with a chair.”
66. “F*ck your memories, F*ck your fake feelings, and f*ck you.”
67. “I may look calm but in my head, I’ve killed you 5 times and yelled 'F*ck you' 12.”
68. “Some days I want to push you in front of a bus.”
69. "If I really was a b*tch, I’d make your life a living hell. But instead, I’ll just sit back and watch you do it yourself."
70. “Don’t like me? F*ck off. Problem solved.”
71. “You’re f*cking annoying!”
72. “Stop assuming things you don’t know a sh*t about.”
73. “F*ck the ones who forgot you.”
74. “Keep calm and stay the f*ck out of my life.”
75. “No, f*ck you. You broke my heart.”
76. “People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.”
77. "2 words, 1 finger."
78. “Hi, I don’t care. thanks.”
79. “I’m having one of those days where I want to set your f*cking face on fire and try to put I out with a fork. F*ck you!”
80. “I would slap you, but that would be considered animal abuse.”
81. “You’re only alive because it’s illegal to kill you.”
82. “Cry me a river and drown in it, thanks!”
83. “Some people are like clouds. Once they f*ck off, it’s a beautiful day.”
84. “You should have two Facebook accounts, one for each face.”
85. "Go deep throat a cactus."
86. “I see the assassins have failed.”
87. “I don’t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it so f*ck off.”
88. “Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list.”
89. “Revenge is beneath me. Accidents, however, will happen.”
90. “There’s someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist.”
91. “Sometimes I have to remind myself it’s just not worth the jail time.”
92. "Keep your head high and your middle finger higher."
93. “I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.”
94. “I’d tell you to go to hell but I don’t want to see you there.”
95. “I don’t like to call it revenge... returning the favor sounds nicer.”
96. “My 'walk passed you like we never met' game is strong as f*ck.”
97. “There’s no need for me to get revenge on you. It looks like your parents’ genes have already done that for me.”
98. “If I blocked you on social media and you see me in these streets, the block still applies. F*ck you.”
99. “I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.”
100. "And by 'K' I mean 'f*ck you.'"
101. "Haha funny, f*ck you."
102. "F*ck you, then."
103. "Forgive and forget? Nah, f*ck you and f*ck that."
104. "No offense, guys! Just kidding. F*ck all of you."
105. "Never forget who the f*ck you are."
106. "F*ck you, I'm worth it. And f*ck you for making me think for the slightest second I'm not." — Naman
107. "I just want to say f*ck you every time you breathe."
108. "I hate how you made me question myself when the problem was you all along." — A.S.
109. "F*ck you, you f*ckin' f*ck." — Lip, "Shameless"
110. "Think twice before you give a f*ck."
111. "A lot of people lacked that gift: knowing when to f*ck off." — Gillian Flynn
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