These 30 Funny Quotes Are The Perfect Example Of How Life Never Goes The Way You Want It To

Life is funny. Not always, but most of the time it is! You can always find the humor in certain situations. Just like a silver lining, there is normally a quite hilarious silver lining to almost every situation.

Regardless of how hard life gets - there's always something (or someone) to laugh at. Just look to our selection of the best funny life quotes prove it.

Laughter is the best medicine in life. There are times where you can feel completely overwhelmed by everything and stress can build up. But it doesn't always have to be that way. You can take a step back and appreciate the little comedic outcomes that come out of this crazy world. 

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There are times in life that are just too random and funny they cant be anything but impromptu. You don't normally plan when the funniest moments happen in your life. 

One of the funniest moments of my entire life was when I was in high school, and it was completely spur of the moment. My friends and I were trying to scare my friend through her window in her backyard. It was the winter time and her pool in the backyard was covered with a tarp.

I forgot, of course, that she even had one, and ended up slipping into the pool and rolling around on the pool tarp.

I think my friends exploded with laughter at the sight of me looking like an uncoordinated animal trying to get out of the huge waterbed-like hole. 

A simple night of pranks turned into a night that I still can't live down. But honestly I'm glad that happened, its one of the funniest memories I have from high school. Life can give you little funny gifts like that. It's worth it to stop and appreciate the humor. 

If you're having a bad day or even a good one here are some of the best quotes that show just how funny some people's outlooks on life are.

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1. Sleep is more precious than diamonds to some.

"There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it."- Mindy Kaling


2. Parental truth bombs right here. 


"Having a 2-year-old is like having a blender without a lid"- Jerry Seinfeld

3. There are some haters in life but just listen to Fran.

"Well, I am smart enough to know I have just been insulted and sexy enough not to care."-Fran Drescher 

4. We should all get a cookie every morning.

"In an ideal world, no one would talk before 10 am. People would just hug because waking up is really hard." -Zooey Deschanel

5. Sephora's edible makeup line- coming soon.

"Makeup can only make you look pretty on the outside, but it doesn't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup"- Audrey Hepburn

6. My heart goes out to you Sandra.

"I gave up coffee. It's almost worse than giving up a lover."- Sandra Bullock 

7.  Ramen takes way less than 9 months people.

"I gotta be honest, it's really irritating to hear people say 'God, you've been pregnant forever'... I'm making a baby, not ramen noodles."- Amber Rose 

8. It's hard to be this awesome.

"Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome." - Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson

9. RIP being able to trick or treat.

"It's like we're too old to trick or treat and too young to die"- Topher Grace as Eric Foreman

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10. Just some daily helpful advice.

"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."- Erma Bombeck 

11. Donuts over carrots every day.

"I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me."-Anonymous 

12. What a great plan.

"I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on and I don't have to change my pants."- Jennifer Lawrence 

13. Ellen knows the best part of being a God-parent.

"I'm a godmother. That's a great thing to be-- a godmother. She calls me god for short. That's cute; I taught her that."- Ellen Degeneres 

14. Well, that is true.

"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."- Stephen Colbert 

15. Uhm, exactly.

"If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?"-Anonymous

16. The true test.

"Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are."- Will Ferrell

17. Taye asking the important questions.

"How come my 3-year-old son knows every species and genus of dinosaur and I can't even remember my home phone number?"- Taye Diggs

18. "That's so true"- Everyone.

"If Mondays were shoes they'd be Crocs"- Anonymous 

19. Classic case of foot in mouth.

"Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them."-Anonymous 

20. No cares given here. 

"If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?"- Tina Fey

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21. Don't we all.

"I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge."- Anonymous

22. Something we can all agree on.

"Before coffee I'm a hot mess. After? I'm a wide awake hot mess so there's that."- Nanea Hoffman

23. Thanks for the motivational support.

"Trust me you can dance."- Vodka 

24. Get em' right from the start.

"Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch."- Jon Stewart

25. I think we can all agree on this one.

"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon!"- Ellen Degeneres 

26. It happens to the best of us.

"That awkward moment when you're wearing Nike's and you can't do it."- Anonymous

27. It's called having a balanced life.

"Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I'm talking on it."- Anonymous

28. The most important exercise of the day.

"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."- Anonymous 

29. Support for all giraffe's out there. 

"A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reaches the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself."- Anonymous

30. The truest statement is saved for last.

"So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff."- Anonymous

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If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious friendship truths, we've got you covered.

Molly Given is a writer living in Philadelphia and lover of all things to do with mystery and magic in life. When she’s not writing her fingers off she can be found planning her next adventure in a new part of the world.