100 Funny Short Girl Quotes Your Girlfriend Will Appreciate To The Fullest

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Pint-sized and highly prized! As these funny short girl quotes prove, if you're in a relationship with a short gal you know that what they lack in height they surely don't lack in personality!

Her height doesn't matter to you, even if it does to her. But now is a good time to show just how much you love her everything about her!

No matter her size, she is the most beautiful, funny, and special woman to you in the whole world. With that much love for her, you'll want to make her feel that way all the time.

Well, if that's your prerogative, look no further, because we’ve gathered 100 of the best short girl quotes that you can send to your lady.

Finding material like this that is specially crafted for her will definitely earn you major points!

The two of you can share a laugh about the short girl problems she deals with like not being able to grab her favorite foods of the grocery store shelves, never being able to see the bands at concerts, having no protection from the sun visor in her car, needing help getting her airplane luggage into the overhead bins, never being able to rock a floor-length dress, and struggling to keep her head above water in the 5ft area of the pool.

While there are many downsides to being short, there's also a lot of perks. To complement a girl who is short, mention how much you love when she stands on her toes to kiss you, how long her hair looks all the time, and how short girls are the cutest.

Browse through these short girl quotes and see what you can find and give your short girlfriends the compliments they deserve.

Funny Short Girl Quotes

1. "Short people. We maintain a great perspective on life because we're always looking up."

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2. "Don't ever piss off a short girl. They are like cute, tiny, adorable ninjas of death, who are at the perfect height to punch you where it hurts."

3. "5 foot 3 inches but her attitude is 6 foot 1."

4. "She's not short. She's just sexiness in a concentrated, easy-to-carry-around container."

5. "You've really got to hand it to short people... Because we usually can't reach it anyway."

6. "I'm not short. I'm a people McNugget."

7. "My head is not an armrest, thank you very much."

8. "Every tall guy has a short girl that drives him crazy."

9. "Have you ever noticed that in every friend group, the shortest one is usually the craziest?

10. "Short girls always have legroom wherever they go."

11. "Short girl appreciation day is December 21st — the shortest day of the year."

12. "I'm not short. I'm fun-sized, bite-sized, vertically efficient, adorable, dainty, & great at hugging."

13. "The excitement you get when your feet touch the ground while sitting."

14. "It’s crazy that you get happy when you see people shorter than you."

15. "What?! I’m not small! It’s the world that’s too big!"

16. "Sorry, but I’m not tall enough to ride your emotional roller coaster."

17. "I never wear flats. My shoes are so high that sometimes when I step out of them, people look around in confusion and ask, 'Where’d she go?' and I have to say, 'I’m down here.'"

18. "Short girls are mean because they are closer to hell."

19. "That annoying moment when you are sitting at a cinema ready to watch the show and suddenly a human giraffe sits in front of you."

20. "I can't be the bigger person. I'm only 5'3."

21. “I am not short, I am just more down to earth than other people.”

22. “I am a cute Minion in the world of Barbie.”

23. “Small pizza with crazy topping, mad sauce, and fierce cheese.”

24. "Short Girl Problem: You don’t look scary when you are mad."

25. ”Don’t flatter yourself... I only look up to you because I am short."

26. “It’s nice to be short, because people expect less from you.” —Amy Poehler

27. “I got the looks from my dad, the wisdom from my mom, and the height from an elf.”

28. “I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they’re the last to know.” — Rodney Dangerfield

29. “Short people are the future. They consume less food, use less car fuel and more of them can fit on earth. They’re basically eco-friendly humans.”

30. "I'm not short I'm penguin-sized."

31. "If you think I'm short, you should see my patience."

32. "I'm not short I'm just vertically challenged."

33. "Sorry, we are closed due to short staff." "Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!"

34. "When people call you short tell them dynamite comes in small packages."

35. "I'm not short, I'm built low to the ground for speed and accuracy."

36. "Short people problem #101: Walking upstairs and someone's butt is in your face."

37. "They say to reach for the stars but they never recognize those of us who are at a huge disadvantage."

38. "There's nothing I can't do... except reaching the top shelf. I can't do that."

39. "Shorty perk: Getting shade from taller people."

40. "How's the weather down there?"

41. "Why can't short people cook? Because the steaks are too high."

42. "How do short people greet others? They microwave."

43. "Tall and short people should never date. Long-distance relationships never work out."

44. "Why do you need to explain jokes to short people? To make sure it doesn't go over their head."

45. "When short people smoke weed, they don't get high. They get medium."

46. "Appreciate the little things. Give a short person a hug."

47. "'Keep looking up.' – Motivational advice for most people. Necessary advice for short people."

48. "You know you’re short when you use an espresso cup as a regular coffee mug."

49. "Short people are just tall people who are short."

50. "Short people problem: When your leggings double as socks."

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Best Quotes About Short Girls

51. "Women short in height tend to be more ambitious, independent, feisty and achieve more financially."

52. "It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, It’s the size of the fight in the dog."

53. "I prefer being a small fish in a big pond."

54. "Maxi dresses are not my friend."

55. "And though she be but little, she is fierce." — Shakespeare 

56. ”Short Girl’s Advantage: Sleeping comfortably on the couch."

57. "Keep calm and love a short girl."

58. "Short girl advantage #23 finding a taller guy has never been that difficult."

59. "A dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant may see farther than a giant himself.”

60. "If I got a dollar every time somebody said that I'm short I'd be rich."

61. "Kinda short but still killin' it."

62. "Short and sweet."

63. "Short girl pro tip #54: You can date short guys because they are still taller than you,"

64. "I'm not short, I'm compact and ridiculously adorable."

65. "Short girl problem #219: When people describe you as cute, never hot."

66. "Perks of being short: When you hug someone taller than you, you can feel their heartbeat."

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67. "Every short girl should have a tall guy that makes her smile."

68. "I'm not short! My height is just cute!"

69. "Sometimes the littlest things take up the most room in your heart." — Winnie the Pooh

70. "When someone makes fun of you for being short they're basically saying that the worst thing about you is that there just isn't enough of you."

71. "Life if is short ... and so am I!"

72. "Life is short and complicated... just like me."

73. "Tall girls are hot, short girls are cute."

74. "How tall you are does not matter. Ever."

75. "Gotta love a short girl! They're easy to hug, easy to kiss, easy to bring with you."

76. "God blessed me with a lot of heart and no height, and I’ll take that any day."

77. "Short girls always get in the front for group pictures."

78. "The smaller the creature, the bolder its spirit."

79. "Yes, I am short. And no, I’m not intimidated by you because you are taller.">

80. "A person’s a person, no matter how small." — Dr. Suess

81. "Short people are the nicest and most outgoing of all their friends. You won’t regret befriending a short girl!"

82."Even the smallest person can change the course of the future."

83. "I’m small, but I’m neither compliant nor agreeable."

84. "Short girl perk: Always looking younger than your actual age."

85. "Some hills are each only a few centimeters short of being a mountain."

86. "The best things come in small packages."

87. "God only lets things grow until they're perfect. Some of us didn't take as long as others."

88. "Short girls are the best girls."

89. "Short girls are easy to lift and love."

90. "Short girl perk: You'll never be 'too tall' in heels."

91. "If I'm not so large as you, You are not so small as I, And not half so spry." — Ralph Waldo Emerson

92. "Height doesn't mean a thing. Coach always says: Small and fast always beats fast and strong." — Mike Nardi

93. "Happiness isn't size-specific."— Anna Guest-Jelley

94. "Short girl perk: Kissing someone who's taller is cute when you stand on your toes."

95. "Short girl perk: Hair to height ratio makes your hair look 10x longer."

96. "Do NOT pat my head."

97. "Short people problem #111: Being the same height and shoe size you were in sixth grade for the rest of your life."

98. "I'm not a tall drink of water, I'm a shot of tequila and that's much better."

99. "Short girls give the best hugs."

100. "Short girl perk: You get a lot of forehead kisses."

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Molly Given is a writer and lover of all things to do with mystery and magic in life. When she's not writing her fingers off she can be found planning her next adventure in a new part of the world.