40 Funny Short Girl Quotes Your Girlfriend Will Appreciate To The Fullest

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Pint Sized and highly prized! If you're in a relationship with a short gal you know that what they lack in height they surely don't lack in personality!

You've never really cared about her height, even if she did. But now is a good time to show just how much you love her everything about her!

Why not do it with quotes and memes as awesome as she is? No matter their size, they are the most beautiful, funny, and special woman to you in the whole world.

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With that much love for her, you'll want to make her feel that way all the time.

Well, if that's your prerogative, look no further, because we’ve gathered 40 of the best short girl quotes that you can send to your lady.

Finding material like this that is specially crafted for her will definitely earn you major points!

So browse through and see what you can find and give your short girlfriends the compliments they deserve.

1. "And though she be but little, she is fierce." — Shakespeare

Size has nothing to do with fierceness.

2. "Every tall guy as a short girl that drives him crazy."

Crazy in love!

3. "Keep calm and love a short girl."

Plain and simple

4. "I'm not short. I'm fun sized, bite-sized, vertically efficient, adorable, dainty, & great at hugging."

True, true and true!

5. "Short girl advantage #23 finding a taller guy has never been that difficult."

Tall, dark and handsome is never that hard to find.

6. "Short people. We maintain a great perspective on life because we're always looking up."

Not short on positivity

7. "Don't ever piss off a short girl. They are like cute, tiny, adorable ninjas of death, who are at the perfect height to punch you where it hurts."

Nuff' said.

8. "Short girl pro tip #54: You can date short guys because they are still taller than you,"

Your girl will always be looking up to you

9. "I'm not short, I'm compact and ridiculously adorable."

But you already knew that

10. "Perks of being short: When you hug someone taller than you, you can feel their heartbeat."

She's the closest one to your heart

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11. "Every short girl should have a tall guy that makes her smile."

Are you that tall guy?

12. "5 foot 3 inches but her attitude is 6 foot 1."

Obviously not lacking in confidence.

13. "I'm not short! My height is just cute!"

Cute, classy, sassy and a bit smart a—​y

14. "Sometimes the littlest things take up the most room in your heart." — Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh said it best.

15. "When someone makes fun of you for being short they're basically saying that the worst thing about you is that there just isn't enough of you."

Exactly! Everyone wants more.

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16. "She's not short. She's just sexiness in a concentrated, easy to carry around container."

You just can't contain her.

17. "You've really got to hand it to short people...Because we usually can't reach it anyway."

Help a shawty out.

18. "Life if is short ... and so am I!"

A lesson to be learned

19. "Short girl appreciation day is December 21st the shortest day of the year."

A day to pamper your short girlfriend

20. "I'm not short. I'm a people McNugget."

Just wanna eat them up!

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21. "Life is short and complicated... just like me."

Let's be honest.

22. "Tall girls are hot, short girls are cute."

Not sure if that's necessarily better, but I'll take it.

23. "How tall you are does not matter. Ever."

All that matters is the spirit.

24. "Gotta love a short girl! They're easy to hug, easy to kiss, easy to bring with you."

There are no downsides, really.

25. "God blessed me with a lot of heart and no height, and I’ll take that any day."

The biggest heart.

26. "Short girls always get in the front for group pictures."

This is not as true if you're at a concert though.

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27. "The excitement you get when your feet touch the ground while sitting."

Short girls know the feeling all too well.

28. "The smaller the creature, the bolder its spirit."

And the louder its bark.

29. "Yes, I am short. And no, I’m not intimidated by you because you are taller."

Trust me, short girls are never intimidated.

30. "A person’s a person, no matter how small." — Dr. Suess

Horton said it best.

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31. "Short people are the nicest and most outgoing of all their friends. You won’t regret befriending a short girl!"

Everyone needs a shortie in their life.

32. "Even the smallest person can change the course of the future."

Short girls have the most spirit.

33. "I’m small, but I’m neither compliant nor agreeable."

Short girls have the biggest attitudes.

34. "My head is not an armrest, thank you very much."

Please don't do that.

35. "Some hills are each only a few centimeters short of being a mountain."

They are just as beautiful, though.

36. "Have you ever noticed that in every friend group, the shortest one is usually the craziest?"

You know it's true.

37. "Short girls always have legroom wherever they go."

No need to buy extra space.

38. "I am not short. I am just compact and ridiculously adorable."


39. "It’s crazy that you get happy when you see people shorter than you."

You're a giant now!

40. "The best things come in small packages."

You know it!

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Molly Given is a writer and lover of all things to do with mystery and magic in life. When she's not writing her fingers off she can be found planning her next adventure in a new part of the world.