13 Bitter Quotes For The Jerk Who Broke Your Heart

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He broke your heart and these quotes will help put it back together again.

Let's be honest, no matter how many times you hear words of comfort after a big breakup, it STILL hurts like hell.

No one feels GOOD after a breakup from an ungrateful jerk who should have realized you were the best thing he ever had. And NOTHING feels worse than being dumped by someone you loved and trusted after years of intimacy and love.

At first, you want to give him the benefit of the doubt. Surely, he's lost his mind, or has had a minor lapse of clear judgment. A week or two later, and he still only calls or texts to start a fight, that's when the reality sets in. It's really over.

He's a jerk and you've been played for a fool.

You try not to check your text messages every few minutes. You figure you'll teach him to throw it all away so you block him from Facebook and Twitter, delete all your pictures from Instagram (after downloading a backup of course), and wait to see if he reacts.

Then, when you unblock him to lurk his latest Facebook posts and you read how much fun he's having, and he's changed his relationship status to "Interested in Women" that sinking feeling kicks you to the floor.

It REALLY is the end.

You know the problem wasn't ALL you. His unaddressed mother issues were annoying as hell and all his ex wife bashing got old real quick. 

You got tied up with someone who was carrying more emotional baggage than a therapist with an F250 pickup could tow on a good day. He was a liar with another side of him you still don't know. So, why is it SUPER hard to let go?

Your friends tell you to just drop it already and move on. But right now, as much as you hate to admit it, you're bitter AF. Kind of like this ...

You really, REALLY, hoped this time around would be different but, as much as you thought he was the one, he turned out to be the BIGGEST jerk of all. 

The truth is there are many of us that feel bitter after a breakup and it doesn't make you weak. It means you loved hardcore with all your heart. You bonded with someone and gave a part of your SOUL. It's no wonder nasty feelings rear their ugliest heads when we have loved and lost. It's was never meant to be that way.

So while you're working the five stages of grief, enjoy these hilariously bitter quotes for the recently heartbroken:

If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotesinspirational sayings, and hilarious friendship truths, we've got you covered.

"My ex and I divorced for religious reasons. He believed he was God and I didn’t." — Unknown

"Thanks for dating someone ugly after we broke up. I win." — Unknown

"Unless you are a pizza the answer is yes, I can live without you." — Unknown

"And she was made to appear crazy by the man who drove her there." r.h. Sin

"There are two sides to every story but you’re a jerk in both of them." — Unknown

"What’s a queen without her king? Historically speaking, more powerful." — Unknown

"Never underestimate a man’s ability to make you feel guilty for his mistakes." Rihanna

"I guess the moment when everything changed was when I realized I deserved so much better." — Unknown

"You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now." — Unknown

"Growth is painful. But nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don’t belong." — Unknown

"Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston." — Unknown

"You will search for me in another person. I promise." — Unknown

"I don’t make mistakes. I date them." — Vixens of Imperfection