They might be tiny, but that doesn't mean they aren't AWESOME.
By Merethe Najjar — Written on Jul 12, 2016
Photo: Etsy
Anyone knows that if you’re looking for bachelorette gift items or even crazy décor for that special night out, tiny penis-shaped items are going to be all the rage.
Whether you’re out celebrating your best friend’s upcoming nuptials or just out on the town, there are always a myriad of penis-shaped items to accompany you for the road, from phallic lipsticks to penis-shaped candle holders, and even penis crayons so you can color on practically every surface while partying it up. (Please remember to drink and color responsibly, though!)
Ever looked at a penis and thought, “Hmm, how could I turn that into a fashion accessory that doesn’t clash with my outfit?” Well, never fear if you have, because now you can bring some cute penis earrings along and wear your danglers proudly.
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There are a couple of different options you can choose from with your earrings, from “Brown Willy” clay earrings to “rubber” earrings that come in a variety of colors, like pink, blue, red, and purple. Who knew you could get such a variety out of your teeny-peeny earring selections?
They are great for a gifts or even wearing them yourself. If you’re looking for a “nude” color option, there’s even one of those. They really can go with just about anything in your closet, but we wouldn’t recommend wearing them to a local church...
Photo: Etsy
Apart from selling tiny penises for your ear holes, the sellers who feature these items in their Etsy shops also sell a variety of other tiny versions of things. There are cherry, banana, and chili pepper earrings, along with cutesy teapots, tiny acorns, and even little polymer teapots.
But let’s face it: you’re there for the penises, first and foremost.
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So go and shop, and love your handcrafted phallic earrings, because everyone knows that with some things, cute, tiny and covered in glitter is always better.
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