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We all have our days when that last straw breaks our proverbial camel's back and we just feel OVER IT.
Your instinct may be to scream, pull out your hair, punch someone or something, or even just crawl under the blankets for a week — or for several.
But let's face it, none of those options are particularly effective past the age of about 5.
What works best, if not always perfectly, for me is to throw open an internet browser, or an app like Pinterest or Tumblr, and search for the snarkiest, funniest quotes I can find that make me feel both understand and less alone.
And because I'm super compassionate like that, I've gathered some of my favorites here for you so you can bookmark them for easy access when you find yourself mostly to say something you'll regret it you don't get an immediate dose of chill-pill-like humor.
You're welcome.
If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we've got you covered.
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"On the bright side I am not addicted to cocaine."
— Unknown
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"Here's to all the people who remain unharmed because I have coffee and a sense of humor."
— Unknown
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"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken a twat."
— Unknown
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"Trial and error, but mostly error. Like, a shitload of error."
— Unknown
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"Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes, and just smile at that dumbass and walk away."
— Unknown
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"I wake up every morning planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says 'Haha good one!' and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."
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"I really do deserve more credit for not acting on the evil, twisted thoughts that run through my mind on a daily basis."
— Unknown
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"What doesn't kill you fucks you up mentally."
— Unknown
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"Do all things with kindness, you fucker."
— Unknown
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"It's called KARMA, and it's pronounced 'haha fuck you.'"
— Unknown
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"You know it was a good day if you didn't hit or bite anyone."
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"I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
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"Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow."
— Unknown
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"Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you."
— Unknown
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"Always remember to be yourself, unless you suck."
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