25 Hilarious Quotes By Scott Disick That Prove He's The Best Part Of 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians'
Bow down to Lord Disick.
Scott Disick is the funny one in the Kardashian family. You might know him as the lovable guy that dated Kourtney Kardashian from 2006 to 2015 and is the father of their three kids, Mason, Penelope, and Reign.
Disick is still a member of the Kardashian family and heavily featured on their reality show, Keeping up with the Kardashians, even though he is no longer dating Kourtney. After his relationship with Kourtney ended, he weirdly dated and went on vacation with Bella Thorne, a 22 year old former Disney star. However, he is currently dating 21 year old Sofia Richie.
Aside from his dating life, Scott Disick is known for always finding the humour in every situation. He got knighted and became a Lord to separate himself from the "peasants" surrounding him. He loves to prank his family, which often includes calling Kris Jenner posing as an old family friend, Todd Kraines.
Scott has a strong personality, leads with a lot of confidence, and always knows his worth. Scott famously loves being rich but hates responsibility and doing a lot of work. We love this for him! You can see Scott live his easy and lavish lifestyle while performing a career in high-end home remodeling and flipping, on his show Flip It Like Disick.
Although Scott can often be seen as the clown of the family, he has gone through a lot. His mother and father both passed away three months apart from unknown illnesses. Scott has gone to rehab for alcohol and drug addiction and also has opened up about experiencing suicidal thoughts. This all became intensified when his parents passed away, but he expresses what he goes through openly because it helps him to overcome his battles and grief. Disick is determined to be the best dad he can be and is staying sober around his kids.
Scott Disick can sometimes come off as arrogant, but he is well aware of that. At the end of the day, he has a huge heart and is always there for his family and friends. He might make a joke at someone else’s expense, but he is always doing it to lighten the mood.
Scott is lovable and funny so it is always a delight when he makes an appearance on Keeping up with the Kardashians. It is also very refreshing to see someone who knows exactly who they are and has so much confidence in themselves.
If you need a good laugh or a boost of confidence, look to these 25 best Scott Disick quotes to brighten your day:
1. Scott Disick is perfect in every way.
"You know, I've realized that I'm probably just perfect and it's everybody else around me that's got issues." — Scott Disick
2. Scott admits to being arrogant (and doesn't really care).
"My arrogance kills people." — Scott Disick
3. He is a big star.
"I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants." — Scott Disick
4. Scott is ultra-rich, apparently.
"I've always been into being ultra-rich." — Scott Disick
5. He doesn't work hard.
"By no means do I want to be responsible when I’m actually so-called ‘working’" — Scott Disick
6. Scott is popular.
"Who wouldn’t wanna hang out with me?" — Scott Disick
7. He knows the definition of beast mode.
"Once I get out of those doors, it’s beast mode." — Scott Disick
8. Scott is a social butterfly.
"You know, they used to call me a social butterfly and I think I’m flying again." — Scott Disick
9. He is part of a big family.
"I never thought I’d be in a family that has more people than a small country." — Scott Disick
10. Scott looks perfect.
"It’s a small price to pay, to look perfect." — Scott Disick
11. He is a Lord.
"Do you mind if the Lord sits here?" — Scott Disick
12. Scott isn't a peasant. Obviously.
"I’m not gonna go eat at a restaurant like a peasant." — Scott Disick
13. He is above commoners.
"I can't take pictures with commoners." — Scott Disick
14. Scott pokes fun at Kim.
"Hey look, someone sent us a free yoga membership." — Kim Kardashian
"Thank god, you would have never been able to afford it." — Scott Disick
15. He had thoughts on Kim and Kris Humphries' marriage.
"It's tough when you're married that long...a week or two." — Scott Disick
16. Scott loves to make jokes in serious situations.
"Someone's got hold of the naked pictures I took when I was 17." — Kourtney Kardashian
"Was this before your boob job? Is that why you're mad." — Scott Disick
17. He's honest about Kourtney's outfit choices.
"You don't respect my religion, I don't respect your outfit. You have no back and you look like a bumblebee." — Scott Disick
18. Scott pretends to be Todd Kraines.
"Auntie Kris! It's me! Todd Kraines." — Scott Disick
19. He knows what it means to be a Kardashian.
"Scott, you're whole ass is out." — Khloe Kardashian
"I'm finally a Kardashian!" — Scott Disick
20. Scott keeps up with Kylie Jenner's lip looks.
"That's right, you want the lips to almost touch your nose." — Scott Disick
21. He knows why the Kardashians are famous.
"I'm so thankful for Kim Kardashian West because without her, this family vacay wouldn't have happened." — Khloe Kardashian
"Or our careers!" — Scott Disick
22. Scott shares his opinions on Kim.
"I love Kim but she's like the most boring person ever." — Scott Disick
23. He bought a piano but doesn't play it.
"I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice." — Scott Disick
24. He knows how to accessorize.
"Three thousand dollars for a walking stick? Sounds reasonable." — Scott Disick
25. Real men wear pink.
"People who say 'real men don't wear pink' obviously don't know any real men." — Scott Disick
26. There's more to Scott than the cameras show.
"Most people probably think I’m completely unemployed and I just walk around, and a camera crew follows me." — Scott Disick
27. He was talking about a pull-out sofa on his show, Flip It Like Disick. What were you thinking?
“I’m not known for pulling out.” — Scott Disick
Jaycee Levin is a writer who covers pop culture, astrology, and relationship topics.