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The bugs, the dirt, and the lack of plumbing? No thanks.
By Christine Schoenwald — Written on Sep 09, 2019
Hating nature can mean hating all things natural — mountains, beaches, trees, animals, or weather. It can also mean just one of those things.
Considering astrology and its power in our lives, the zodiac signs who hate nature may have actually dislike other things like bugs or getting their hair wet, but just lump it in together. If they think about it, it’s not nature they hate but the circumstances of nature.
You might not think of yourself as a nature-lover and may prefer a more urban setting, but that doesn’t mean you can’t love the beach or skiing. It’s okay if you’d prefer the beach while staying at a luxury hotel, or skiing while sipping whiskey at the fireplace in an exclusive chalet in the Swiss Alps.
1. ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
The closest Aries gets to nature is if they play an outdoor sport. If they're an Olympic cross-country skier, they're going to be in the snow, but they're not going to go to a cabin in the woods just to live off the land and get back to nature.
For impatient Aries, nature moves too slow. They don't want to plant a seed and then have to wait months until the first bit of green appears. They like animals but they don't feel a real connection to nature.
2. CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)
Have you seen Capricorn's to-do list? They're far too busy to even take a moment to enjoy nature. If they're going on vacation (and that's not definite), they're going to go somewhere they can be taken care of and pampered.
Sure, they like sunsets and they're often up earlier enough for the sunrise, but they've got more important things to do than star-gaze or blind themselves by staring at the sun.
3. GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
Geminis want to like nature much more than they actually do. They try to have plants in their house, but they almost always forget to water them. Geminis like things that are fairly self-sufficient like a cat with a self-cleaning litterbox and an automatic feeder, but things like roses that have to be carefully tended to are more of a challenge.
Geminis enjoy social events more than secluded retreats. Too much alone time with only trees and sky to look at tend to make them anxious.
4. LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
Sure, Libras like nature, but from a distance. They're always going to choose a fancy hotel pool over the freezing ocean, and they'd prefer door to door transportation rather than having to hike to their accommodations.
The Northern Lights sound beautiful, but give Libra the lights of a fabulous city instead. They tend to love animals and enjoy seeing animals in their natural habitats, as long as it's not too strenuous to do so.
Christine Schoenwald is a writer, performer, and astrology lover. She has written over 500 articles on the zodiac signs and how the stars influence us. She's had articles in The Los Angeles Times, Salon, Woman's Day, and is a contributing writer to Ravishly, I AM & CO, and YourTango. Check out her website or and her Instagram.