6 Sinful Zodiac Signs That Are Probably Going To Hell

Praying won't help.

Of the Zodiac signs, which ones are going to Hell? getty

Some believe Hell is a place where punishment reigns for all of eternity, and it's available to us if we sin, whatever that is. Hell can also be known as life on earth.

Hell is a fantasy word that allows people to feel fear, to prepare for fear, and to admit that whatever they're doing, if it's "bad," then it's worthy of some kind of punishment. And there's a place for it in the mind or in some dark religious pit of anguish.


Hell is in the mind, no matter how you perceive it. For the sinful zodiac signs, it's a place they may fear the most. Some need to believe in it in order to feel justified or to know that others will be punished for their crimes. We joke about "going to Hell" and we verbally send people there all the time.

Hell is a mental concept that is universally designed to be a place where we will go, after death, to suffer. Because that sounds good, doesn't it? Eternal suffering for disagreeing with whomever set up the Hell rules. My way or the highway — or, in this case, the highway to Hell.


Let's take it down a notch, have some fun with this, considering this is all a joke anyway. Who's going to Hell? Which zodiac signs in astrology produce the most hellhound characters?

1. VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)

You're going to Hell because you were a mean, nasty, judgmental creep in life and no one's having any more of that in the after life. Hell is your next home, and, no doubt, it won't be good enough for you. But you'll have eternity to think about it, so deal.

The real Hell for you will be in the idea that you won't be taken seriously when you complain about your new digs. Hell, for you, Virgo, is life on earth, with people, all being... peoply.

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2. TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)

Eek, stand out of the way! You are so Hellbound you shock yourself. You're the ultimate scorned person; you tried, you failed, and now you want blood. It's the Taurus way, and you will dabble hard in vengeance and personal justice, even if it means life in prison.

You have had enough and you won't take it anymore, Taurus. And your actions on earth are totally building up your throne in Hell.

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3. LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)

Just because you think dark and spooky places are cool, it doesn't mean Hell will be a dark upgrade from Walmart. You'll go to Hell because you spent your entire life lying to people. You lied to your mother, your father, you jeopardized your lover's life, and you stole endless amounts of money from people who could not afford to lose it to you.


You're a liar and a thief. The whole "stable, well balanced" aspect of Libra is a warning to non-Libras that says, "don't befriend this person as they will lie to you and cheat on you. Don't believe the lie." See you in Hell, my friend.

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4. GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)

You're going to Hell, Gemini, and when you get there, you'll pull the "What the hell?" card, while you feign innocence and saintliness. You are cruel and insensitive, and you know it. 

You know it because your relationships can't last. You know it because you turn on people without hesitation. and you know it because you know you've never been anything but selfish and petty. You're the guy who'll get to Hell and say, "What did I do?" Relinquishing responsibility is what you do best, and it's your first class ticket to Hell.


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5. ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

Oh Hell yes, you are so going to Hell, Aries. You not only know it, you're proud of it. Rebelling was always in your cards, and fighting the good (or bad) fight is second nature to you. 

You take no prisoners and you compromise at nothing, and that means you break hearts and heads as you roll across town like Caligula's head-chopping machine. You are going to Hell, but not in a hand basket — you're speeding down there in a stolen Tesla!

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6. SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)

You're going to Hell because the Devil needs a break, and you're the only sign out there who can carry that kind of weight. If there are souls to be tortured, that's what you're all about.

You're not just going to Hell, Scorpio, you're managing Hell. Hell, you're in a corporate position down there, possibly even Satan's left hand man.

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Ruby Miranda is a New Yorker who learned astrology, I Ching and all types of cartomancy and numerology from her crazy, gypsy mother. She currently writes for a wide range of esoteric publications.