100 Funny Coffee Memes That Prove Our Caffeine Addiction Is Real

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There is no love stronger than the one a coffee lover has for their coffee.

Sure, it's probably wise to take note of the amount of caffeine we're consuming and realize the effects it can have on our health, but when something tastes and feels good, how much more do you need to know? Is it okay to just live in denial and caffeine bliss for a while?

Coffee is the drink we love to depend on, and we know it makes us feel alive when we need it most.

That's why these funny coffee memes are the perfect complement to your day (other than drinking your morning coffee, of course).

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Coffee really is the best friend a person could ever ask for. So, if you're a person who couldn’t imagine life without coffee, get in a good laugh on quite possibly the best part of your morning.

100 Funny Coffee Memes

1. "Hello darkness, my old friend."

 

2. "Ahhhhh, coffee! Nature's littles kiss of goodness."

 

3. "How coffee makes me feel."

 

4. "Hakuna Ma'Coffee. It means no worries. I'll just drink coffee for the rest of the day."

5. "Coffee!!! I need more coffee!!!!"

 

6. "I don't care if the glass is half full or half empty — is there coffee in it?"

7. "Life without coffee is like me without sleep. Neither is recommended."

 

8. "Don't ever let anyone tell you fairytales aren't real. I wake up every morning to drink a potion made from magic beans and it brings me back to life."

 

9. "How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very seriously."

 

10. "Me trying to flirt: 'Do you like coffee?'"

11. "If you love somebody, let them go... If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be."

 

12. "I don't need to drink coffee to be awesome. I'm already awesome. But it's more fun when I'm awesome and awake."

 

13. "Support your local caffeine dealers."

 

14. "Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch

 

15. "8oz: Slept 8-10 hours. 12oz: Slept 5-7 hours. 16oz: What is sleep?"

 

16. "Loading..."

 

17. "I take my coffee with two scoops of it's too early for this s*** and a splash of zip it until noon."

18. "Coffee is a gift to myself. It says, 'here's something to make your day a little better. Please don't get arrested.'"

19. "Roses are red. Mornings are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee."

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20. "Decaf: Sometimes, doc, I feel like I really don't have much of a purpose." 

21. "A day may come when I get enough sleep and don't need coffee, but it is not this day."

 

22. "The difference between coffee and your opinion is I asked for coffee."

23. "Did I run out of caffeine or are you really this boring."

 

24. "I eat salad every day. Bean salad. Coffee bean salad... Coffee. I drink coffee every day."

25. "No I'm not a coffee addict. I'm a caffeine-based life form and as such, I must honor the ways of my people." —Nanea Hoffman

26. "The four types of fear: 1. Terror 2. Panic 3. Username or password is incorrect 4. 'We're out of coffee.'"

27. "I don't exercise... It makes my coffee spill..."

28. "It's important in life to be positive. Right now I'm positive I need coffee."

29. "How to summon me on a Monday morning."

 

30. "Coffee: noun. The stuff I drink to keep me from slaughtering you and everyone you care about before breakfast."

31. "Just a cup or two to get a jump start on all the nuts I have to deal with today."

32. "You cannot be a true coffee lover until you've tried to suck the spilled coffee off of your shirt. Get on my level."

33. "'Addict' makes it sound so negative. Let's just say I have a high coffee absorbency rate." —Nanea Hoffman

34. "Oh my! Look at the time!"

35. "Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation."

36. "I'm having an... out of coffee experience."

 

37. "How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso."

38. "I assume people who don't drink coffee just die around 2 p.m."

39. "Coffee strong."

40. "When the coffee finally kicks in while at work. Parkour!"

41. "Of course size matters. Nobody wants a small cup of coffee."

42. "My birthstone is a coffee bean."

43. "Help me, caffeine. You're my only hope."

44. "With enough caffeine, I can rule the world dress myself and use my grownup manners."

45. "First I drink the coffee, then I do the stuff."

46. "I may not cry over spilled milk, but I'll lose my freakin' mind over spilled coffee!"

47. "The first sip of coffee on a Monday morning."

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48. "I need coffee. Now."

49. "Me before coffee. Soft demon, warm demon, little ball of hate."

 

50. "When there's a fresh pot of coffee at work."

51. "Nooooo, not the coffee — I need that to live!"

 

52. "...Still not enough."

 

53. "No speaking... till this is empty."

54. "Coffee. I think it's kicking in."

55. "Sometimes I write 'drink coffee' on my to-do list, just so I feel like I accomplished something in a day."

56. "I'm already sick from all the coffee I've had. Oh look, coffee!"

57. "May your morning coffee give you the strength to make it to your mid-morning coffee."

58. "Any minute now the caffeine will kick in... any minute."

59. "I need at least one more cup of coffee before I like anyone today."

 

60. "Touch my coffee and I'll slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you."

61. "What do you mean there's no coffee?"

62. "I need coffee to wake up, but I need to wake up to get coffee."

63. "Everything in moderation, except coffee."

 

64. "When you order a coffee and they ask, 'decaf or regular?'"

 

65. "Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's caffeine."

66. "One simply does not work without coffee."

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67. "Life without coffee is like something without something. Sorry, I haven't had any coffee yet."

68. "Fresh pot of coffee."

69. "Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early."

70. "When I smell coffee."

71. "I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter and too hot for you."

72. "Coffee? First let me sing you the song of my people. BRBRBRBRBR."

 

73. "Coffee: because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm."

 

74. "Bring me the coffee, then back away slowly."

75. "Goes to make coffee. Finds fresh coffee in the pot."

 

76. "Don't talk to me until I've had my morning coffee... or my afternoon, evening, or nighttime... You know what, just don't talk, ever."

77. "There is no life without water. Because without water, there is no coffee. And without coffee, I'll kill you all."

 

78. "Coffee? Only one cup please..."

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79. "They may take away my sugar, alcohol, dairy, grains and beans, but they shall never take away my coffee!"

 

80. "Coffee is vital to your survival. Dinosaurs didn't have coffee, and look at how that turned out."

 

81. "Yeah? Well maybe coffee is addicted to me. Ever think of that??"

 

82. "When that first cup of coffee touches your soul."

 

83. "Sometimes you meet people who change you for the better. These people are called baristas."

 

84. "Be amazing today. But first, coffee."

 

85. "I think I need one of those medical alert bracelets that says 'Probably needs coffee.'"

 

86. "Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, CAFFEEEEEEEINE."

 

87. "Coffee is a cup of hope in a world full of chaos and Mondays."

 

 

88. "Coffee. Because prison orange is NOT my color."

 

89. "I drink coffee because, without it, I'm basically a 2-year-old whose blankie is in the washer."

 

90. "My name is Inigo Montoya. You drank my coffee. Prepare to die!"

 

91. "I only need coffee on days ending with 'Y'."

 

92. "There's no such thing as strong coffee, just weak people."

 

93. "Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent of losing your balloon."

 

94. "Come to the dark side, we have coffee... with cookies."

95. "When someone says they don't drink coffee."

 

96. "When your boss starts giving you tasks to do as soon as you walk in, and you haven't even finished your first cup of coffee."

97. "I just like coffee. Coffee's my favorite!"

 

98. "A real prince brings coffee."

 

99. "My favorite co-worker is the coffee machine."

 

100. "I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine."

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Alexis George is a writer who covers astrology, pop culture, quotes, and relationship topics.