18 Totally Adorable Food Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Let's give 'em something to taco bout! Get it? *wink*

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Orange you glad I didn't start off with a food pun? Ahh, sea what I did there? And there? Did you not catch that one because it wasn't food related? Ok, I'll leaf the puns alone for now ...

In some families, food is how you express emotion. Maybe when you go visit your relatives, they make you a feast so big that it rivals Thanksgiving, because it’s just their way of saying how much they love and missed you. And you know you better eat all of that tuna casserole Aunt Gertrude made or she will be offended (or at least that’s what your mom tells you ... LIES).

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That’s the best kind of food in the world though, food that’s made with sugar, spice and everything nice ... and most importantly food that brings you together with your favorite people to laugh and talk the night away.

Food is what most everyone gathers around during the holidays. Stories are shared and memories are made over that turducken, and it just wouldn’t be Christmas dinner without grandma’s apple pie and your mother’s sweet potato casserole (got you starting to feel hungry now, didn't I??). This is why there is so much to be said about the glory of food.

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We bond over it, fight for it and savor every bite of it.


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I love food just as much as the next gal (maybe even more). FOOD IS LIFE. I’ll keep eating my heart out until the day I die. No one will ever get me give up my love affair with food.

As much as I’d like to have the body of a Kardashian so I could bring all the boys to the yard, I’d much rather be happy and worry free. Diet is a four-letter word you’ll never find in my vocabulary. NO THANK YOU. And the only working out you’ll see me doing, is the walk I take from my fridge to the couch to get a pint of Ben & Jerry’s to go with my marathon of Game of Thrones.

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So if you love food as much as I do, then you’ll appreciate these food puns you can send to your friends and family as a special sign saying "COME EAT WITH ME!" 

Because that's really what life is about anyway — FOOD. OH! I mean connection. Yes, connection.


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How about love?

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Let’s give ‘em something to taco ‘bout.

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We were mint to be.

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Wanna spoon?

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These pasta days you've been distracted.

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Penne for your thoughts?

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Maybe you and hamburgers will meat again one day.

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Becoming a vegetarian? A big missed steak. 

I have taken a viking to you.

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You look radishing

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Go shawty, it's sherbert day!

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Have an egg-cellent day!

We're like two peas in a pod.

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We make a nice pear!

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It's sure to be a grape party!

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Lettuce celebrate!

Drop that beet man!

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Lettuce turnip the beet!

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I couldn't if I fried.

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Don’t go bacon my heart.

That's kind of a big dill, you know.

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You make my heart skip a beet.

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You're soda-eer to me.

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Olive you.

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Bet you can't listen to that Beatles' song now without hearing this.

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I wanna hold your ham. 

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You're the apple of my eye.

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Pie like you berry much.

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Donut pretend that you didn't laugh.

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And the donut just stood there with a glazed expression.

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You're one in a melon!

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You are kind of a big dill!

That's not cheesy right?

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Brie mine.

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You're my butter half.

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It takes two to mango.

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