
Everybody does it. Nobody wants to admit it.
By Bob Alaburda — Written on Sep 10, 2015
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Congratulations, you've got a relationship!
Now, for the downside: You can never ever do another unattractive thing for the rest of your life. If you do, your partner will become disgusted, won't want to sleep with you, will inevitably get fed up with your sexless relationship, and then leave you.
Or, at least that's what it feels like at the beginning.
As time goes on, you become more comfortable with not giving 100 percent at all times. Out come the sweatpants. Makeup becomes optional. It's par for the course.
But inevitably, there's one barricade that couples tear down last, if at all: pooping. Everybody does it; nobody wants to admit it, especially not to someone you're trying to sleep with anyway.
Here's how it plays out: