About Bob Alaburda

A founding member of NWA and credited with the discovery of the 51st shade of grey, Bob is the only known living resident of Oklahoma that hasn't been tornadoed directly in the face. He graduated from Rutgers University, a state school too ashamed to bear the name of the state it represents, but not too ashamed to boast about having Ray Rice among its alumni. He hopes to one day achieve the supervillain amount of success required to own a volcano lair.