
By Andrea Zimmerman — Written on May 22, 2015
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It doesn't matter what event we're hitting up next; a black wardrobe is always on our agenda. Despite popular belief, our love of black attire has nothing to do with our mood and everything to do with how comfortable we're feeling that day.
All the cutest clothes come in black, so why wouldn't we get them in that color? Nothing says fashionable like a black turtleneck with black jeans and matching black sunglasses. In fact, that's actually what I'm wearing right now. Can you guess what my favorite color is? The color black represents a lot, and not just a great color to wear.
These are just a few of the things you need to understand about falling in love with a woman who wears black All. Of. The. Time. We might even wear a black wedding dress. Paint our bedroom walls black. Maybe don't let us be interior designers.
Here are 17 things to know about loving a woman who always wears black:
1. We're not angry at the world
We're just angry about almost everything else.
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2. But maybe we actually are
Cue the evil laughter.
3. We're not goth
Or are we?
4. We're always miraculously five pounds skinnier than you
Because of the black, duh.
5. We can literally buy any accessory we want
Everything matches with black.
6. Same goes for heels
Don't you love the sound of heels on a hardwood floor?
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7. Same goes for eyeshadow
Every palette works, honey!
8. Getting ready in the morning takes seconds
It takes SECONDS, people.
9. Snow white pale or J. Lo glow
Both skin types work for us.
10. We're never not chic
Black never goes out of style.
11. We can attend a funeral in seconds
This is a grim thought, but at least we're prepared.
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12. Don't call us Wednesday Addams.
We're not that dark and disturbing.
13. Yes, black is a summer color
How dare you.
Can you see why wearing black is our entire personality? Because it is. It's not just about clothes but how the clothes make us feel. And when we feel good, you feel good.
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Andrea Zimmerman is the deputy editor at Yourtango.
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