Just In: Study Says THIS Type Of Guy Has The Healthiest Sperm

I mean, it makes sense.

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There's nothing I find sexier than a man who is intellectually stimulating. Being able to pick someone's brain about certain things without ever growing bored is mentally satisfying, not to mention incredibly hot — Especially when you just know that no one else gets it.
And if he's a bibliophile? Excuse me while my drawers drop. John Waters said it best: “If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't f*ck 'em!” 
One of the things that I love about smart guys is the fact that they have a way of pulling in every single eye in the room, no matter where they are, who they are with or what they look like. He can be short, tall, have elf ears or a carrot nose, it doesn't matter — Intelligence will always be my number one turn on.
If you're a sapiosexual like me (yes, there's a name for it!) , here's some news that'll make your day. According to The Telegraph, men with bigger IQs have healthier sperm.
Best. News. Ever.
The research suggests that intelligence and humor are biology's way of attracting a mate. After putting 400 Vietnam War veterans through intense mental tests, the study "found that men who scored high on a battery of intelligence tests boasted high counts of healthy sperm. Whereas, low scorers tended to have fewer and more sickly sperm."

Oxford University's Professor Miller seconds the idea that there is a connection between sperm count and IQ levels.

Basically, biology proves what we have known all along: Smart people really are sexy. Thanks for confirming that we have great taste in men, science!