These 12 Dirty Holiday Sexts Will Even Make Santa Blush

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‘Tis the season for warm, crackling fires and snuggling under blankets on cold winter nights. And while a glass of warm eggnog or spiked cider can quickly heat things up, nothing raises your temperature quite like a seasonal sext from your significant other. Whether it’s during the work day or from across the table at your in-laws holiday feast, use your thumbs — and your dirty mind! — to add sugar and spice and everything nice to a simple text message exchange. A merry, merry Christmas indeed. (Wink, wink.)

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Christmas Sex Time: Dirtiest Sexts To Send Your Boyfriend

What's better than plants for your pecker?

Christmas Sex Time: Dirtiest Sexts To Send Your Boyfriend

And trust me, they won't be blue

Christmas Sex Time: Dirtiest Sexts To Send Your Boyfriend

Talk about a snow job

Christmas Sex Time: Dirtiest Sexts To Send Your Boyfriend

Well, and it was only $

Christmas Sex Time: Dirtiest Sexts To Send Your Boyfriend

Sock it to me, baby

Christmas Sex Time: Dirtiest Sexts To Send Your Boyfriend

A frisky twist on a seasonal classic

Christmas Sex Time: Dirtiest Sexts To Send Your Boyfriend

Or your Cupid, if you prefer

Christmas Sex Time: Dirtiest Sexts To Send Your Boyfriend

Do I have to spell it out for you?

Christmas Sex Time: Dirtiest Sexts To Send Your Boyfriend

Things could get a bit sticky

Christmas Sex Time: Dirtiest Sexts To Send Your Boyfriend

That’s one winter chore that you can get behind…or in front of Any position is fine.

Christmas Sex Time: Dirtiest Sexts To Send Your Boyfriend

I’ll put out more than milk and cookies

Christmas Sex Time: Dirtiest Sexts To Send Your Boyfriend