16 Things That Make No Sense On 'The Walking Dead'
I'd like to believe that I would have time to curl my hair in the apocalypse.
As time passes in the apocalypse that is The Walking Dead, we expect certain things. We expect that people are going to get much uglier as time goes on (because there's no time to primp), we expect that cars will be no longer an option and we also expect that like Game of Thrones, winter is coming.
The Walking Dead began in 2010, but there are many questionable moments that make us wonder how real this zombie nightmare really is. I will say one thing, if this whole thing is happening in Rick’s coma, then I speak for everyone when I say that the last four years have been a waste of time. Hear that, Robert Kirkman? We are obsessed with The Walking Dead. If we weren't how would we have noticed all these ridiculously small things in a five season plot? Every week since 2010, we sit down on Sundays to watch Rick and the team take on a load of zombies, but sometimes we have to laugh because someone on set has one job and is failing to notice things that wouldn’t be real if the apocalypse was actually going down. Here are 16 things that make zero sense on The Walking Dead:
1. Abraham's mustache
Who is perfectly manicuring their stache in the middle of the zombie apocalypse?
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2. Their smell
Not a single person has showered or brushed their teeth since this thing started (except Beth in the hospital, apparently). They probably smell awful.
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3. Remember Andrea?
She had time to curl her hair in the apocalypse, so there's that.
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4. 2013 Cars
That time the show featured a 2012 car when the apocalypse begin in 2010. Clearly someone is still trying to make a profit.
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5. Winter?
They have been in Atlanta, yet there really hasn't been a winter yet (except for like three days), which makes zero sense.
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6. Ahh, the grass.
The mystery lawnmower is the best.
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7. Carol's pixie cut
Still can't get over these groomed haircuts.
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8. Aren't all Atlanta zombies dead?
They have killed so many zombies, how is it possible that there are still this many hordes in the same area?
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9. Cannibals
You're in the middle of the woods. Learn how to hunt deer, assholes.
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10. Carl
Carl makes no sense. Why has no one killed him yet?
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11. Toilet Paper
Personally if we were in the zombie apocalypse our main focuses would be weapons, shelter, food and toilet paper. Ain't nobody got time to drip dry.
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12. Terrible aim
Seriously, with zombies they can aim, but anytime these people have to fight humans, their skills are useless or outright horrible, like when Andrea shot Daryl Dixon because Andrea is the f--king worst.
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13. Daryl's crossbow
How does Daryl Dixon still have arrows after this long? Where is he getting new ones?
(Editor's note: That's the beauty of a crossbow — you can refill your ammo after you pluck it out of a zombie skull. -JS)
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14. Beth
Why is Beth still alive anyways? She's useless.
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15. Everyone is terrible
How is it possible that Rick and his group are the only sane people? The Governor was crazy, the cannibals were cannibals and the hospital group are raping people. How are there no other people that aren't psychopaths in the Atlanta area?
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16. Finding people
Why do they always try to find other people like Terminus or Woodbury.]? The only time everyone was kind of okay was the start of the jail and Hershel's farm. Clearly they need to find a place to set up their own camp again.
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