32 Of The Sweetest, Loveliest Love Quotes For Married People

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"Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener."

Marriage isn't for the faint of heart. As any wife or husband knows, it requires a whole lot of love and an unflappable sense of humor. Our favorite love quotes for married people run the gamut from heartfelt to hilarious. Which quotes ring true in your relationship?

1. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." — Mingon McLaughlin

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2. "When we got married I told my wife 'If you leave me, I'm going with you.' And she never did." — James Fineous McBride

3. "The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one." — Rita Rudner

4. "Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener." — Unknown

5. "The most successful marriages, gay or straight, even if they begin in romantic love, often become friendships. It's the ones that become the friendships that last." — Unknown

6. "To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up." — Ogden Nash

7. "My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years." — Cathy Ladman

8. "Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it." — Helen Roland

9. "The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do." — H. L. Mencken

10. "I'm a very committed wife. And I should be committed, too — for being married so many times." — Elizabeth Taylor

11. "If I get married, I want to be very married." — Audrey Hepburn


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12.  "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." — Henny Youngman

13. "I support gay marriage. I believe gay people have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us." Kinky Friedman

14. "An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." — Agatha Christie

15. "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half-shut afterwards." — Benjamin Franklin

16. "Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose." — Beverly Nichols

17. "At every party there are two kinds of people ... those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other." — Ann Landers

18. "What I love most about my home is who I share it with." — Tad Carpenter

19. "After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6 degrees of marriage." — Mignon McLaughlin 

20. "What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility." — Leo Tolstoy

21. "Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience." — Oscar Wilde

22. "A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short." — Andre Maurois

    23. "Love isn't a state of perfect caring. It is an active noun like struggle. To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.." — Fred Rogers

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    24. "A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him." — Brendan Francis

    25. "It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass." — Rodney Dangerfield

    26. "I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it." — Lyndon B. Johnson

    27. "We had a happy marriage because we were together all the time. We were friends as well as husband and wife. We just had a good time." — Julia Child

    28. "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my love to marry me." — Winston Churchill

    29. "You are the butter to my bread, and the breath to my life." — Julia Child

    30. “After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms . . . both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.” — Dennis Miller

    31. "Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."  — Ogden Nash

    32. "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity." — Albert Einstein

    If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotesinspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we've got you covered.



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