About ME

Melissa Noble is a freelance writer and blogger who lives in Brooklyn. She knows entirely too much about crotch sprays intended to cure erectile dysfunction, what chin size has to do with ability to orgasm and why people fall in love. She's also unhealthfully drawn to anything bright, shiny, glossy and celebrity-laden. She enjoys writing and advising about relationships because as Woody Allen said in Annie Hall (her favorite movie): those who can't do teach. (But she won't be teaching gym anytime soon.)