Love, Sex

7 Stripper-Approved Tips To Blow His MIND In The Bedroom

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Tease & Please: 7 Lessons You Can Learn From Strippers

Most men like strippers. Even the ones who don't actively visit strip clubs enjoy the idea of sexy women dancing naked for them. Throw in the fact that men are visual animals who are genetically predisposed to spread their seed, and it's easy to see the appeal on a purely instinctual level.

Below are some things men love about strippers. You can use this information either to offer your man the foreplay and sexual satisfaction he's searching for outside the home, or to create a more relationship-friendly alternative for you both. Even if your man doesn't actively seek out strip clubs, you can still use the information to spice up your sex life and blow his mind the next time you're feeling spunky and fun.

1. Strippers represent a naked, sexy, fantasy with no strings attached.

They do things that most men dream about and that most wives will never do. Strippers are the forbidden fruit. They're there to please their clients and fulfill their fantasies.

What hidden fantasies does the man of your dreams have? Have you asked? Make some of the forbidden, un-forbidden. Take a trip to your local neighborhood sex shop and surprise your man with some fun gadgets. Install a pole in your bedroom and take a pole dancing class. Your man will have a built-in stripper right at home.

2. Strippers don't talk, they just perform.

When they do talk, it's all about the audience. Take a tip from the stripper handbook, and on certain days of the week make your man think it's all about him.

3. A man can be sexually interested in a variety of women at the same time.

From thin, thick women with smaller breasts, to women with larger-than-life implants, and everything in between, a strip club offers a lot of variety that we can have instant access to. 

You can offer this by switching up your look. Don't be afraid to go all out and wear full makeup a couple of times a week while at home, maybe change your hairstyle or get it colored. Keep reinventing yourself. Even go so far as role-playing — anything to provide this variety at home so he doesn't feel the need to seek it at a strip club.

4. Some men might not be very confident or good at seeking out potential dates.

They simply don't have the time, but may have money. Money they can use to pay for a beautiful woman that they feel they could never get in real life. The strip club is the quickest and easiest way to get some action without putting in the work.

You can use this to your advantage by constantly reminding your man how important he is to you and how much you love him. The strippers at the club can't provide real love. Hopefully, your man will realize that he's being used financially by strippers, and lose interest in the women artificially stroking his confidence and not truly nourishing it like you are.

5. Men love a great fight, be it on the sports field or in the bedroom.

At the strip club, men pay dollar after dollar in an attempt to gain the attention of an attractive stripper who they believe they may sleep with someday. This is the "dream" strippers use to milk the cow for all it's worth, knowing they have no intention of sleeping with their clients.

You can use this to your advantage by playing hard-to-get at times, or purposefully challenging your man to win over your affection and the privilege of getting intimate with you. This can be fun for both of you but don't get carried away and frustrate your man, which may cause him to return to what is easy: paying $20 for a lap dance to fulfill his sexual needs.

6. Act like you want your man, just like a stripper does.

When your man comes home from a long day at work, unzip his pants and take them off. Be creative and spontaneous and he will love you forever. Men love sexual aggression; if you don't know how to be a good lover, learn.

After playing the little lamb for so long, sometimes you have to turn around with those innocent eyes and be the lion. Remember, a stripper goes for what she wants. This is how she gets paid; she cannot afford to be shy and neither can you. Don't always wait for him to make the first move.

7. He's probably sexually frustrated and needs you to satisfy him.

This is usually the number one reason a man will visit a strip club: either he isn't feeling satisfied at home or just isn't getting any. If he's not getting anything at home, that's just terrible. He deserves a pass to the strip club.

Going to the strip club can fill his lower self-confidence for a couple hours and also provide some sexual relief. Luckily, this type of situation can quickly be remedied by merely having a more active, fulfilling sex life, which won't leave any additional time or energy to a stripper outside of the house.

So, ladies, grab your corsets and get to rocking. Get some porn and have it playing when your man gets home. Make dinner in a little apron and nothing else. (By the way, don't do this if you have kids. You might also want to make sure your blinds are closed and that you check through the peephole to make sure it's your man before opening the door.)

These suggestions might sound funny, but hey, men love them, so use them to your advantage. Open up and borrow some of these techniques to enhance your relationship.