30 Un-Brie-Lievable Cheese Puns To Make You Laugh

30 Un-Brie-Lievable Cheese Puns to Make You Laugh

Cheese puns and various figurative expressions about cheese are part of our everyday conversation. Figurative speech pertaining to cheese has been a part of the English language for some time now.

Back in 1914, the expression “big cheese” refers to an “important person.” The expression “to cut a big cheese” meant “to look important” which was in reference to the big wheels of cheese displayed by cheese sellers as a publicity stunt.

The popular use of the word “cheesy” — meaning cheap or inferior — dates back to student slang in the United States in 1896.

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Today, we take it a little further with some cheesy cheese puns that are sure to make you chuckle.

1. Set your mind at cheese!

2. Praises cheeses!

3. There’s de-brie everywhere.

4. If looks curd kill.

5. Lay your curds on the table.

6. Anything you do, I can do feta.

7. I’m getting feta up with this!

8. This is nacho thing!

9. In queso emergency.

10. Absence makes the heart go fondue.

11. You’re my soul-swisster.

12. What is your hypotheswiss?

13. What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date? “You make me melt?”

14. What do you call it when mozzarella, cheddar, and parmesan rent a little beach house? Cottage cheese.

15. We brie-long together.

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16. What kind of cheese protects a castle? A moat-zarella.

17. Why aren’t there any movies about swiss cheese? There are too many plot holes.

18. Swissful thinking.

19. I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts...calling it Hole Foods.

20. What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom? “Looking sharp!”

21. What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event? The curdles.

22. What does cheese call himself when he is dumped? Forever provolone.

23. What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music? R ‘n Brie.

24. Why did the cheese get in trouble? It was up to no gouda.

25. Why doesn’t anyone hang out with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.

26. What did the comedian say after a bad set? The audience was laughtose intolerant.

27. Why didn’t the chef cut the cheese? He had grater plans.

29. Did you hear about the cheese lover that took his girlfriend for granted? How dairy.

30. Why didn’t the cheese sleep? They were scared of the munster under their bed.

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Chinyere (sha-near-ruh) is a writer who covers entertainment and pop culture news.