100 Best Funny Birthday Wishes For Friends & Family

Birthdays are the one time of year that we can be completely selfish and nobody will have anything to say about it. We get to do whatever we want, wear whatever we want and say whatever we want without anyone telling us we are wrong for it.

We break our diets and have a slice of cake — maybe two if nobody is looking — and we even get free or discounted items from our favorite stores.

It’s almost as if we are invincible on our birthday, which is why getting funny birthday wishes from our friends and family makes the day even more special.

When we are young, all we wanted for our birthday are the hottest new toys and new clothes that would turn the heads on the playground. As teens, we wanted all of the new gadgets and tickets to see our favorite artists and concerts.

Once we reach adulthood, though, we are less worried about things that are materialistic and focus more on how much love we are surrounded by. With all of the stress within our daily adult life, all we ever really want for our birthday is a hug, a break, or some words of encouragement.

Although it is nice to receive adult gifts such as new purses, new furniture, a book, or even new shoes, as adults, the birthday gift that we value and appreciate the most is a good card with a funny birthday wish inside of it.

Instead of throwing it over our shoulders and forgetting about it once we take the money and gift cards out, we begin to save them to look back on when we need a moment of joy.

Cards allow our loved ones to express how they feel about us in ways that we can keep forever. Words go in one ear and out the other, but writing can last beyond a lifetime.

A lot of birthday cards are sappy and overly-emotional. You know, the ones that say something like, “Happy birthday. You have graced this planet for 23 years and every day you have made a difference. The world would not be the same without you.” Some cards even sing beautiful, sentimental songs.

One year, I bought my mom a card that sang “Simply the Best” by Tina Turner. Despite the fact that the card is faded and the song is so distorted that it sounds like a robot is singing it, she still has it and still remembers exactly when I gave it to her. Now that i have grown up, I realize that she keeps that card because it always serves as a reminder of the way I felt about her when I was eight years old.

Some cards are blank and give the person who purchased it the ability to do whatever they want and some are made by hand with a piece of paper, markers and a well-thought-out idea.

Sappy cards, singing cards, and hand made cards are nice, but the cards that really hit a soft spot are the ones with funny birthday wishes that make us laugh so hard that we start crying.

100 Funny Birthday Wishes To Send Your Friends

Make them laugh on their birthday.

It’s almost as if we are invincible on our birthday, which is why getting funny birthday wishes from our friends and family makes the day even more special.

Sappy cards, singing cards, and hand made cards are nice, but the cards that really hit a soft spot are the ones with funny birthday wishes that make us laugh so hard that we start crying.

100 Funny Birthday Wishes To Send Your Friends

Make them laugh on their birthday.

It’s almost as if we are invincible on our birthday, which is why getting funny birthday wishes from our friends and family makes the day even more special.

Sappy cards, singing cards, and hand made cards are nice, but the cards that really hit a soft spot are the ones with funny birthday wishes that make us laugh so hard that we start crying.

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