25 Relatable Quotes About Hangovers & Alcohol To Help You Get Through The Morning After

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Imagine this: you wake up, the world is spinning, The Rock is holding you by your head, aggressively shaking you and you have the sudden urge to vomit but you have nothing left in you. Just regret and vague memories.

Good news is you won’t feel like death forever — hangovers are merely a temporary headache, often curable by a little hair of the dog, asprin and lots and lots of water.

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Logically, I’d imagine the number one reason most people become sober from alcohol is due to chronic hangovers. Everyone gets them, and everyone hates them. Unless, you’re a celebrity and have a ton of money and can get an IV drip to cure your hangover, you’re most likely suffering from one right now.

The good news: you’re not alone. Don’t feel terrible about yourself and your actions from the night before — you know that sick-to-your-stomach feeling and your headaches are going to go away… eventually. In the meantime, take a look at our list below of the best hangover quotes, relatable quotes about alcohol and partying to keep you company while you contemplate life and your slew of bad decisions for the next few hours.

1. Ever wake up with a hangover and hate yourself a little bit more?

“A hangover is just your body telling you that you’re an idiot.” — Unknown

2. Its true, your creativity spikes when your blood alcohol content does too.

“For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity or perception to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication.” — Friedrich Nietzsche

3. Keep em’ coming!

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.” — George Burns

4. Need a valid reason to get drunk tonight? Here.

“Hangovers don’t last forever but drunk memories do.” — Unknown

5. Try a beer in the morning to cure your hangover, they say.

“The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.” — Dorothoy Parker

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6. I got a bad thing for men whose name who starts with the letter J…

“The only men I trust are Jack, Jim and Jose.” — Unknown

7. Here’s a tip on how to stay true to your word!

“Always do sober what you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” — Ernest Hemingway

8. Monkey say monkey do.

“An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.” — Charles Darwin

9. It’s not always a bad thing when your phone dies.

“Well it’s hard to remember who, but I drunk dial alot.” — Adam Garcia

10. #sorrynotsorry

"I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” — Frank Sinatra

11. Art comes in many shapes and sizes and times.

“Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Marketing is the hangover.” — Ashwin Sanghi

12. You don’t say?

“Being sober on a bus, is like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.” — Ozzy Osbourne

13. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

“I’ve been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald

14. Count everyday as a blessing and every chance to party as an even bigger blessing.

“Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight, party tonight.” — Drake

15. Self diagnosis?

“It’s not a hangover, its wine flu.” — Unknown

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16. Amen.

“Beer is proof that God loves us.” — Benjamin Franklin

17. I finally started the therapy thing and it’s surprisingly fun.

“Friends are therapists you can drink with.” — Unknown

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18. Treat everyday like its your birthday.

“We gon’ party like it's your birthday.” 50 Cent

19. My own problems?

“If you're spending your entire early 20s chasing the next party, what are you running away from?” Demi Lovato

20. They say not to self medicate, but...

“I have mixed drinks about my feelings” — Unknown

21. I don't know what it could be...

“I seriously think it's the sugar that gives me a headache.” — Unknown

22. Wait, wait! You forgot to include alcohol!

“It’s easy to impress me. I don’t need a fancy party to be happy. Just good friends, good food, and good laughs. I’m happy. I’m satisfied. I’m content.” Maria Sharapova

23. Party tips from a celebrity:

“No party is complete without cocktails! My friends all have different tastes when it comes to their drink of choice, so I like to maintain a well-stocked bar with different kinds of alcohol to keep everyone happy.” Khloe Kardashian

24. A solution to anything.

“I think I should get drunk, like right now.” — Unknown

25. Halloween is coming up!

“Drinking rum before 10am doesnt make you an alcoholic, it makes you a pirate.” — Unknown

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Cassidy Layton is a writer who covers astrology, pop culture, entertainment news and relationship topics. ​