30 Best 'Hocus Pocus' Quotes That Can Be Applied To Everyday Life

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30 Hocus Pocus Quotes That Can Be Applied To Everyday Life

Who would of thought the words of three century-old witches could resonate so well.

One of our favorite childhood Halloween movies, Hocus Pocus, has now been released for over two decades. Given the amount of time between now and 1993, it's crazy to believe that it still remains a classic film watched every year.

Why is this? Because as we get older, the movie begins to connect on a deeper level and spark humor for all age ranges. This movie surely has everything one could ask for when watching a storyline unfold (plus, the addition of the genius actresses Bette Midler and Sarah Jessica Parker don't hurt either).

Beyond everything else, this movie is full of relatable quotes that can be applied to so many different aspects of our daily lives. Below, we've comprised a list of the 30 best Hocus Pocus quotes and how they apply to everyday scenarios.

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1. When you have bills to pay, papers to write, and your to-do list keeps growing

I AM CALM!

2. When s*** begins to hit the fan

Amuck, Amuck! Amuck! Amuck!

3. Sliding into his DMs like...

I've put a spell on you, and now you're mine.

4. When a terrible couple is perfectly made for one another

Look, sisters, Satan has married Medusa.

5. Preparing for an 8 AM meeting

Another glorious morning... Makes me sick!

6. The literal definition of being ghosted

I shall always be with you.

7. Per my last email...

Dost thou comprehend?

8. Heading to the bar on a Tuesday night

Oh, I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.

9. When the news keeps reporting stressful stories

I suggest we form a calming circle.

10. When your bestie has a brilliant plan

What a clever little witch.

11. After spending 30 minutes on contouring... or three vodka sodas

I'm beautiful! Boys will love me!

12. As someone cute walks into the bar

Let me play with him!

13. Deciding to stay in on a Friday night

We're just three kindly old spinster ladies.

14. Avocado... 

ON TOAST!

15. When your wing-man ability needs some work

Max likes your yabbos.

16. Because... hormones

You know, I always wanted a child, and now I think I'll have one.

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17. Arriving 15 minutes late to work

Working. I'm the worst.

18. When a boy has wronged you

His punishment shall not be to die... but to live forever with his guilt.

19. Taking a week off from the gym

Sisters, we've been gone for 300 years.

20. When your friends drink too much

Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?

21. Coming home to your younger siblings during the holidays

Couldn't you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?

(Looks like roles have reversed as the oldest sibling reaches adulthood.)

22. Spotting an adorable puppy on the sidewalk

I'll take thee away...

23. The day Bird Box came out

It's the one night of the year when the spirits of the dead can return to earth.

24. Looking back at your high school days

What is this place? ...It is a prison for children.

25. Drinking alone at happy hour waiting for your friends to arrive

I thought thou'd never come, sisters.

26. How you imagine clients responding to your email​

Twist the bones and bend the back.

27. After one application of youth serum​

Well, younger. But it's a start!

28. When someone asks about your weekend plans

Spending a quiet evening at home.

29. Editing an Instagram post like...

Here in my garden of magic.

30. When you've related to everything on this list

It's just a bunch of hocus pocus...

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Elizabeth Blasi is a New Yorker. A lifestyle & travel writer, who is often seen with a suitcase in hand, jetsetting to her next location. But as a true Digital Nomad, her love of writing and romance novels means her laptop is always beside her.

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