Ivanka Trump And Jared Kushner's Rumored 21-Minute 'Sex Playlist' Revealed

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Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner

Remember that time you got a job at the White House and accidentally published your "Sex Playlist" on Spotify for all the world to see? No, me neither. But it seems that Mrs. Ivanka Trump may have given the world a little glimpse into the boudoir of her and husband Jared Kushner.

In the first public Spotify playlist since her 2015 "Holiday Party," Ivanka selected 5 songs totaling 21 minutes.

Not judging but 21 minutes? I'm assuming their love making is as fast and furious as Anthony Scaramucci's tenure as Communications Director.

The title of this salacious playlist might be confusing to some, but a quick search on ye ol' Google shows that "991122" is actually html code for red ... like red hot sex, maybe? 

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Another clue this could be sex-related is that it was created on October 15th: just 10 days before their 8th wedding anniversary

Let's take a look at some songs that Donald Trump's daughter potentially makes love to, shall we?


1. "All of Me" by John Legend

Important Lyrics: 

What would I do without your smart mouth?
Drawing me in, and you kicking me out
You've got my head spinning, no kidding, I can't pin you down
What's going on in that beautiful mind
I'm on your magical mystery ride
And I'm so dizzy, don't know what hit me, but I'll be alright

This very well could be a song Jared picked. It really does make sense that Kushner would be enticed by the "smart mouth" and "unable to pin you down" lyrics that embody Trump ... Donald Trump, that is.

2. "Ordinary People" by John Legend

Important Lyrics: 

I know I misbehaved
And you made your mistakes

Hmm, what mistakes could possibly have been made that would make the political couple relate to such deep lyrics? 

*COUGH* Russia *COUGH*

Oh wait, maybe it was when Jared Kushner was registered to vote as a woman. Mysterious.

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3. "When I Was Your Man" by Bruno Mars

Important Lyrics:

Same bed but it feels just a little bit bigger now
Our song on the radio but it don't sound the same

This is clearly a reference to the rumors that Melania Trump doesn't share a bed with The Don and is sleeping in a separate bedroom.. The song on the radio doesn't sound the same with all that snoring. I'd kick him out, too!

4. "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt

James Blunt has cleared the air about "You're Beautiful" NOT being a romantic song. In March of 2017, Blunt said,  "‘You’re Beautiful’ is not this soft romantic f*cking song. It’s about a guy who’s high as a f*cking kite on drugs in the subway stalking someone else’s girlfriend when that guy is there in front of him, and he should be locked up or put in prison for being some kind of perv.”

Even so, let's examine the song, anyway!

Important Lyrics:

You're beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful, it's true

This is probably what both Jared and Ivanka say to themselves as they stare longingly in their bathroom mirrors each morning before they check Twitter.

5. "When We Were Young" by Adele

Important Lyrics:

When we were young
When we were young
When we were young
When we were young

This is the final song on the playlist, which means this is either their climax or cool down. Either way, like with every Adele song, I'm sure there is crying involved.

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Liza Walter is a writer who focuses on current events, pop culture, and true crime. She loves cheese, Game of Thrones, her husband, and son. Not necessarily in that order. You can follow her on Twitter @NerdyLiza.