12 Memes About Masturbation That Hit Exactly The Right Spot (*Wink Wink*)

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These 12 Funny Memes About Masturbation Hit Exactly The Right Spot

Let's get one thing crystal clear right off the bat: Most of us masturbate.

And yes, that means you probably do it too ... just like I do.

There's really no reason to try and fool yourself or anyone else for that matter. No one should feel ashamed or embarrassed to admit that they have a fondness for masturbation or that they enjoy it. Self-pleasure isn't only perfectly normal, it's actually been scientifically proven to be healthy for us!

It's 2017, people. If you want to rub one out, go for it!

In fact, many people believe masturbation should be part of your everyday routine. Seriously, if you're not masturbating every day, you should probably start ...

Like, right now!

OK, maybe not RIGHT now. You may be at work or hanging with your family or something. I don't know. But, like, relatively soon.

Of course, there are people who think some people get into the habit of masturbating too often, but their theories have been debunked, and I, for one, I plan to ignore their non-scientific beliefs.

Bonus alert!

If you struggle with anxiety or stress like so many of us do these days, taking care of yourself down there can actually help!

When you masturbate, you release natural endorphins that help you relax and sleep better.

So the likelihood is that the more you masturbate, the happier you'll actually be!

Whether you prefer mutual masturbation with your partner or going solo, if you're not masturbating, you don't know what you're missing out on.

Even if you don't have the time to masturbate every day, this is one self-care activity that should be on the top of your to-do-list.

After all, we ALL need to make time for ourselves in this hectic world.

Masturbating is fun, exciting, and, in my opinion, the best way to get to know your body so that you and your partner can understand just what it takes to bring you to orgasm.

Still in denial?

Well, we know that everything is more relatable when explained through a meme ...

So here are 12 funny memes about masturbation that will hit you in exactly the right spot to get you motivated for a little bit of "alone time."

Spot on!

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"Why do you masturbate?"

Always works for me!

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"Have a serious life problem? Better rub one out."

It's all about creativity!

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"Behind every masturbation, there is a successful imagination."

Sounds about right.

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"Couldn't describe my life any better."
"Student sets out to to write paper, ends up breaking world masturbation record."

Anyone else a righty??

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"Do I masturbate? I'm offended that you would even say such a thing."

Don't need anybody else!

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"Really wish I had someone. *masturbates* Never mind."

Yay me!!

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"Friend 1: I'm pregnant!!!
Friend 2: We bought a house!!!
Me: I masturbated all day today."

Follow the tissue trail...

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"I'm not absolutely certain yet but I'm starting to think my husband masturbates."

It's 50/50 between the two honestly!

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"Anytime is coffee time. Unless of course it's masturbation time."

It definitely is!

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"Is touching yourself worth an eternity in hell? Yes, yes it is."

Because if so, I want to be the MVP!

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"Does masturbation count as a sport?"

Chill down time!

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"Masturbation is a form of stress relief, so go fuck yourself and calm down."