What Kind Of Drunk You Are (According To Your Zodiac Sign)

The stars know EVERYTHING (even the stuff you can't remember).

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You’re getting ready for a night out with your closest friends. Your hair is done, make-up is ready, and you’re putting on your favorite outfit and maybe your most comfortable pair of heels. 



Music is playing in the background as drinks start flowing and you talk about what the night might have in store for you. New romances? Funny stories that you’ll remember for years to come, or maybe not at all come tomorrow morning. The opportunities are endless.

But there are a few things you know are probably a given. You and your friends will probably drink too much.

Someone will lose their wallet, someone will break their phone. Someone will accidentally open a tab on their credit card (something they said they would never do again) and someone will probably spill more of their drink than they will consume.


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At least one of you will spend the night flirting and maybe even leave with a new phone number or two, and someone will definitely cry before the night is over. 

There are a lot of things that can make or break a good night out. It depends on who we are with and what you're drinking that night. Maybe it depends on what you’re drinking in celebration of and maybe it depends on if you have to wake up early for work the next day. 


Regardless, there are just some things that will be unavoidable. We’ve all heard it before. Rachel is such a silly drunk. Melanie calls all her exes when she’s had a little too much to drink.

What makes you a certain type of drunk though? Well, there’s a huge possibility that it’s written in the stars. 

Want to know what type of drunk your friends think you are and your zodiac knows you are? Read on to find out.

1Aries (March 21- April 19)

Aries Zodiac Signs As Types Of Drunks

Aries has some of the most desirable traits; courageous, determined, passionate and a thirst for competition. But when alcohol comes into the mix, like maybe some vodka, that need to be first in everything might come with a little aggression.

Of course you don't mean to get that way, but when something isn’t entirely going your way on a night out, you’re going to let it be known

READ: 13 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aries (As Written By An Aries) 


2Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Taurus Zodiac Signs As Types Of Drunks

Nothing can ever get Taurus down, alcohol only continues to have positive effects on you.

Even if your friends don't seem to be in the best of moods, you can pull them out of whatever funk they may be in that night.

Your sweet drinks match your sweet personality and you can be found on the dance floor all night long, drunkenly singing and having a good time.

READ: 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Taurus (As Written By A Taurus)


3Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Gemini Zodiac Signs As Types Of Drunks

Oh Gemini. You are so social and live for a good night out with good friends, but the thing is, once the drinks start flowing they don't stop!

You truly turn into the life of the party and are all over the place. Not a problem until your friends are ready to leave and they have no idea where you are.

Assuming you’ve joined another group of friends they leave, leaving you with the possibility of getting left drunk and in the bushes. Whoops! 

READ: 13 Brutal Truths About Loving A Gemini (As Written By One)


4Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Cancer Zodiac Signs As Types Of Drunks

You are emotional on a good day, and no one holds that again you, but it might become a bit of a problem when you start to drink.

You see an old fling talking to someone new? You’re crying. Your current hook-up snubs you? You don't think twice about sending them an angry text message.

You see the cutest little puppy on your walk to the bar all of the sudden you’re in a puddle on the sidewalk crying as the puppy is licking away your tears.

You just cant contain your emotions. Happy, mad, or sad, if there is alcohol in your system chances are high you’ll be crying before the night is over. 

READ: 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Cancer (As Written By A Cancer)

5Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Leo Zodiac Signs As Types Of Drunks

You are a passionate person and that carries into your nights out. But what is it exactly that you’re passionate about? Flirting of course. A little flirt never hurt nobody and you’re all for it. You’re flirting with everyone.

The bouncer, the bartender, your friends, strangers, all innocently enough of course. But you love to see where it will go.

You’re always up for a little adventure and while you don't need liquid courage, it always helps. 

READ: 6 Brutal Truths About Loving A Leo (As Written By A Leo)


6Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Virgo Zodiac Signs As Types Of Drunks

You pay attention to the little things because you know it makes the biggest difference. That’s why you’re a pro at flirting while you’re drunk.

You’re not too showy about it, you know all you need to do is a little wink or a slight hair-flip at the right moment.

You can’t even tell you might be drunk. You’re so put together and you leave everyone impressed and wanting more. 

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Virgo (As Written By A Virgo)

7Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Libra Zodiac Signs As Types Of Drunks

You hate being alone which is why you live for nights out. Nothing is better than being in a bar with your closest friends and then some.

And while you’re super social, you also tend to be a natural flirt which is only escalated when you're drunk. But you’re never trashy about it, so don't worry. 

READ: 11 Brutal Truths About Loving A Libra (As Written By A Libra)


8Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Scorpio Zodiac Signs As Types Of Drunks

On a normal day Scorpio can be found somewhere between calm and cool or passionate and assertive.

So when she’s drunk, you never really know what you’re going to get. It all depends on who she’s out with, where she is, what she’s drinking and how drunk she is.

A night out with her may be a rollercoaster, so buckle in. 

READ: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio (As Written By A Scorpio)

9Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Sagittarius Zodiac Signs As Types Of Drunks

You have a great sense of humor and love to make people laugh. Everyone should strive to be surrounded by Sagittarius on a night out.

You’re the first one to grab the mic for karaoke, can be found on the dance floor during all of the cheesy line dances, and singing Piano Man at the top of your lungs.

You are the best type of drunk. 

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius (As Written By One)


10Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Capricorn Zodiac Signs As Types Of Drunks

You are the master of self-control, but when you’re drunk, that goes right out the window. You don't mean to be an emotional drunk, but its so easy to let the little things get to you especially on a night out when your guard is down.

That's why you always make sure you go out with your best friends. Not only do they know how to handle you at your worst, but they know how to get you back to your best. 

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Capricorn (As Written By One)

11Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Aquarius Zodiac Signs As Types Of Drunks

You tend to be a bit more on the quiet and withdrawn side, but when there’s a drink in your hand watch out. You break out of your shell and impress everyone you meet.

You’re a mix of charming and funny that has always been there, but sometimes it takes getting drunk to bring it out of you. 

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aquarius (As Written By One)


12Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Pisces Zodiac Signs As Types Of Drunks

Your are friendly, so when you’re drunk you’re super friendly.

You can be found in the girls bathroom complimenting everyone’s shoes and hair. Or maybe you can be found at the bar buying everyone a round of drinks, even those people you just met five minutes ago.

There is a smile plastered on your face and it will be there until tomorrow morning when you wake up and have to deal with the repercussions of your drunk night out. 

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Pisces (As Written By A Pisces)