People Who Had Acne Will Live Longer And Look Younger (Says Science)

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People With Acne Now Live Longer And Look YOUNGER

Every now and again, you hear something that makes you believe that there might be some semblance of justice in the universe.

For example, the recent study that claims that people who suffer from acne actually have an inherent genetic protection that slows the aging of their skin and increases their overall lifespan.

Isn’t that kind of great?

If there’s ANYONE who deserves some later-in-life justice, it’s the people who had to spend their awkward teenage years struggling with their self-esteem while battling with pimples, oily skin, and body-image issues.

It just feels right that somewhere, deep down in their genetic code, something said, “Hey, I know they called you ‘Pizzaface’ and you felt so insecure that you burned your class picture every year, so, as restitution, you’re going to be confident and hot AF when you’re retired.”

The research comes a study recently published in the Journal of Investigative Dermatology. For years, doctors had noticed that people with a predisposition for oily skin tended to have fewer wrinkles as they aged, but they didn’t know why.

But, in this new study, researchers from King's College London have presented evidence that suggests that people with acne have significantly longer protective caps at the end of their chromosomes. These caps, known as telomeres, are like the protective candy shell around your DNA.

When telomeres wear down over time, it can trigger what’s known as “cell death,” a rapid deterioration of our body’s cells, which happens naturally while you age.

But those poor unfortunate souls who had to spend their high school years reeking of Clearasil? According to laboratory studies, their telomeres are thicker and more virile, protecting their cells longer than Johnny No-Pimples ever could imagine.

Dr. Veronique Bataille, one of the authors of the study, stated that, “Longer telomeres are likely to be one factor explaining the protection against premature skin aging in individuals who previously suffered from acne.” The researchers also highlighted a gene pathway called p53 — which is known to regulate “cell death” — that appears far less active in the skin of people who suffered from acne (i.e. that’s a good thing).

What does this all mean?

It means that, maybe, occasionally, the universe likes to reward people who suffer.


It reminds me of an embarrassing story. When my daughter was 3 years old, I took her to a diner for lunch.

Our teenaged waiter arrived at our table, and the poor guy was riddled with acne. It looked so painful, so hard to hide. He was literally wearing his greatest discomfort right on his face.

My daughter took one look at him and SCREAMED. She screamed, “Get away from me! He has chicken pox, Daddy! Don’t let him touch me!”

I was mortified. Mortified by my daughter’s behavior (she had no idea what acne was), but mostly mortified for my waiter, who handled my kid’s revulsion like a pro.

You could tell this wasn’t his first time experiencing this sort of thing, which depressed me more than anything.

There was nothing I could do to take back my daughter’s comments, so I did the only thing I could do. At the end of the meal, I tipped him 90%.

THIS is why I love this study about people with acne. Because it feels like the universe is tipping them 90%.


Yes, high school was hard, but, when it really matters, later in life, when everyone is scrambling for a little more time, scientists have confirmed that “the skin of acne sufferers appears to age more slowly than in those who have not experienced any acne in their lifetime.” 

And that just feels right. They’re owed that. And I hope they enjoy it.

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