39 Totally HILARIOUS Parenting Stories Will Make You Pee Your Pants
*CRYING*
Woo-hoo! You passed the first test: you peed on a stick and the double line appeared! Congratulations, now you’re pregnant. But the tests aren’t over; not only will your doctor put you through the ringer, but your baby in utero will, too (nausea, backache, ALL the fun stuff)!
Then, when you give birth, more than likely it will be the happiest time of your life. A freshly born baby has the best smells, when it’s not pooping, vomiting, burping, or farting. Don’t let that scare you; seriously, parenting is awesome, until it’s not.
There are going to be times when you sit in the bathroom crying, or eating snickers, hiding from your child(ren) because that’s the only damn space you have to yourself. Until they find you, in which case, you learn to pee and poop in front of another human being quickly, and it becomes SO routine, you’ll forget (and at the same time, yearn for) the days when you were allowed to close the bathroom door and have a little privacy.
It’s not all doom and gloom, though. Most of the time, parenting can be super rewarding, and you’ll feel love like you’ve never felt before. Cliche, I know, but I speak the truth! So, I’m going to tell you something else, too: kids can put you in the most awkward of situations. Either they’re telling the grocery store clerk that Mommy and Daddy sleep on top of each at night and make zoo noises, or they undress themselves in the middle of the Apple store because they’re bored (honestly, who can be bored at the APPLE store?) and want to make a statement.
So get comfortable on the toilet seat or in the utility closet (I know, you have to make space wherever you can!) and enjoy some of these memes that will have you laughing, because they’re true, and crying … because they’re true!
If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we've got you covered.
1This kid definitely has his priorities in order, at least according to him.
Whisper
2I don't think the dog would really notice, anyway.
Huffington Post
3My big butt holds the dreams of my past self, kiddo!
Roubinek
4Get the kid a beer, stat! And maybe a muzzle, definitely a muzzle!
Huffington Post
5Do NOT look in Mommy's drawer. I REPEAT: DO NOT look in Mommy's drawer!
Bored Pal
6He probably hits his baby brother in the head, but the spider, the spider gets the royal treatment.
Dumpaday
7I bet no one asked to come over, at least!
Whisper
8Oh, kid, I wish.
Piikea Street
9I think you're going to be the one with a problem if your Dad sees this.
OMG Cute Things
10Is it gluten free?
Whisper
11How old does my middle finger look?
Duck Duck Gray Duck
12She's probably waiting to see a Smurf's birth.
Whisper
13At least you made it on her top 5 list?
Pleated-Jeans
14I think Zach has been sneaking into my room, too!
HaHasForHooHas
15She's gotta go to work just like the rest of us.
WordPress
16If only that were socially acceptable for me, too.
Whisper
17She DOES have those creepy eyes.
WordPress
18Glad that was cleared up!
Whisper
19Good guess, though!
WordPress
20I'm sure that waitress will be having nightmares for the next week.
Whisper
21Way too funny for words.
WordPress
22Maybe a little louder for the people across the department store.
23The girl knows what she wants!
Huffington Post
24He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake!
Wordpress
25This probably isn't the first time that sentence has been said.
Whisper
26It's NOT gonna be pretty.
WordPress
27Yikes... better find a better hiding place for that!
Whisper
28But it's so much more fun to say things like that!
Whisper
29That's NOT how you take a bath!
Whisper
30Just don't let her know that doggie nail polish is a thing.
Whisper
31People get the two of them confused all the time.
Huffington Post
32How about the one who gets to dress up in all the pretty clothes?
Huffington Post
33Getting' really old school, huh?
Huffington Post
34Right where it counts.
WordPress
35Sorry, son, hairy eyeballs run in the family.
WordPress
36Duh, mom, keep up.
Huffington Post
37I wish I could use that excuse when I have to clean the house!
38Vegetarian, virgin... Same word, right?
WordPress
39Honest mistake!
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