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24 Hilarious Quotes To Help You Laugh Away Painful Period Cramps

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Period Pain Quotes

Let's face it — the fact that women have to have their period every month sucks. And not only do we have to bleed for a week straight with our hormones giving us intense mood swings, but it's freaking painful sometimes.

Some women live on meds during that already miserable week just to be able to get out of bed without wanting to curl up into a ball and cry.

Seriously guys, it's serious business.

So with all that forced misery, we deserve some time to tell the world to eff off with these period pain quotes.

Here are 24 hilarious period pain quotes and memes that anyone with menstrual cramps can relate to.

1. "Never piss off someone who bleeds for a week every month and doesn't die."

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2. "Boy: Psh! How bad can a period be? So what you got cramps. Girl: How about you let me stab in your stomach 100 times, let you bleed there & make you walk around like everything is perfectly fine."

3. "Maybe if period pain burned calories, It'd be worth it."

4. "Periods are ridiculous. I shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant."

5. "No! Of course cramps don't hurt! It's just my body laying a freaking egg and if it doesn't get used, my body will just rip down the walls inside me. No big deal."

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6. "Cramps? More like mini ninjas inside you trying to kill you."

7. "If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days." —Robin Williams

8. "My menstrual cramps feel like Satan's wife is personally twisting a knife inside my uterus."

9. "My unwanted monthly subscription to Satan's waterfalls has arrived. I hate being a girl sometimes."

10. "Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Sup, girl?', 'you're not pregnant, 'have a great week', 'see you next month'."

11. "Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns: notice how all women's problems begin with men?"

12. "One should devise an app where you can automatically transfer your menstrual cramps to a politician who doesn't support reproductive health."

13. " Me on my period: 'Leave me alone to die.'"

14. "Dear uterus, I'm sorry that I don't plan on putting a baby in anytime soon please stop throwing a tantrum."

15. "I love my period said no one ever."

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16. "Periods? It feels like a fat man is sitting on my uterus."

17. "Cramps aren't that bad? Neither is a punch in the crotch"

18. "I don't have cramps. I have a free sample of what it feels like to give birth."

19. The days of the month have arrived. Now it's time to survive."

20. "Do you ever start your period and think, 'Well, that explains a lot...'?"

21. "I hate periods. Why all the blood? Why can't it be fairy dust or glitter or something?"

22. "When you feel that first real cramp..."And so it begins..."

23. "Periods are red/ I'm feeling blue/ Screw you hormones/ mother nature, I hate you."

24. "Menstrual cramps feel like there's someone playing tug of war with your ovaries."

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Kayla Cavanagh is an editor and writer living in Central Florida covering relationship and pop-culture topics.

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