20 Pickup Lines For The Fatally Awkward

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Moving past the boundary lines of "friends" to "maybe something more," can be tricky, awkward and full of potential embarrassing moments you can't recover from. 

Some say the best move is to lead with subtlety and let your feelings come to light over time. But.....what if you wait too long? 

With Tinder, Bumble, Famers Only and the million and one other dating sites out there, there are TONS of ways your future boyfriend could meet someone else before you even step up to the plate. 

So to hell with subtlety and being careful. It's time to make your feelings known, and what better way to do that then with a classic pickup line. 


Chances are, you're not as smooth as Joey Tribbiani. And while attempting to put the moves on a cute dude might seem like something you're going to be great at, you can use your awkwardness to your advantage. 

It's always best to be yourself, and if you're not a flirting pro than picks up guys left and right, then don't act like. You want someone who wants you for you, and in order to get that you got to be comfortable being you. 

Embrace your weirdness with these 20 awkward pickup lines guaranteed gathered from Pinterest to make him laugh: 

1. You breathe oxygen? Wow, we have so much in common. 

2. You could never be ice cream because you're so hot...and a person. 

3. I just want to be upfront and say that I visually enjoy you. 

4. I'm not blushing. Your face is just so hot that I got sunburned. 

5. Are you from China? 'Cause I'm China get your number. 



6. Are you my appendix? Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.

7. If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple. 

8. Your hand looks heavy do you need me to hold it? 

9. I hope your day is as nice as your butt!

10. Did you fart? 'Cause you just blew me away. 


11. I like your last name, can I have it?

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12. I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me. 

13. You're the kinda guy I'd make a sandwich for. 

14. Nice shirt, can I talk you out of it?

15. If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope they stay away from your face, because I think your cute.

16. Are you Little Caesars? Because you're hot and I'm ready. 

17. People call me (insert your name), but you can call me tonight. 

18. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? 

19. Baby all your facial parts are in the right spot. 

20. Do you live in a cornfield? 'Cause I'm stalking you.