Wife Texts Husband All The HYSTERICAL Things He Says In His Sleep

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Wife Texts Husband HYSTERICAL Things He Says In His Sleep

He's a sleep-comedian.

Imgur user LongTitlesMakeMeHappy talks in his sleep, but he doesn't say the occasional word here and there. Instead, he makes statements with feeling behind him.

His wife decided to share with him the hilarious things he said while sleeping, and started texting him his sleep talk. You have to wonder what the other side of the conversation in his dreams was, and if it was just as funny in sleep context.

Good call, his wife really is a teacher.

Who wouldn't want to hang out with Napoleon? You could see if all that short man's complex was true or not.

Of course, there's a Reddit about the best things you've ever heard somebody sleep talk.

These are funny when you're awake, and doubly when you're fast asleep.

You don't want to get involved with illegal shipments, especially illegal shipments of cats.

Move over, Deepak Chopra. There's a new philosopher in town!

Being Belgian is the only way to go.

Obviously, his wife delights in his sleep talk, which is a very good thing. But how does his wife manage to get any sleep?

Vibey guy stuff? I'd like to see that.

I hate when I have to switch foods in the middle of a meal.

Now that is a nightmare: a bug huge enough to eat cheese.

This guy is quite the sleep-communicator. His sleep talk isn't all gibberish; he's actually forming sentences, making witty comments, and carrying on conversations. 

Thank you LongTitlesMakeMeHappy and Mrs. LongTitlesMakeMeHappy for allowing us to get a glimpse of the crazy stuff that's going on in your head while you sleep. We'll see you in your dreams.