'Stride Of Pride' And 12 Other BETTER Ways To Say 'Walk Of Shame'
GET IT, GIRL.
weheartit The Walk of Shame is dead — just check out Amber Rose's Funny or Die video, The Walk of No Shame. Women everywhere are having sex, loving it, and heading home in the morning like it ain't no thing.
So we're renaming the Walk of Shame. Take your pick among the choices below and strut your stuff next time your morning commute takes a different route than anticipated.
1. Stride of Pride
2. Post-Coitus Catwalk
Borrow his sweats to pair with last night’s heels. It’s athleisure!
3. Victory Lap
You warmed up, killed the main event, and scored. Time to celebrate!
4. After-Sex Saunter
Keeping it sexy, NBD.
5. Morning Cardio
The perfect cool-down after an all-night romp.
6. Personal Parade
You don’t need a holiday to have a parade, just a great night.
7. The Booty-Call Bounce
You had fun last night, but it doesn’t mean you have to stick around for eggs.
8. Trek of Triumph
Score: You - 1, Haters – 0
9. Round 2
Still sexy. Still winning.
10. Encore
Give the people what they want.
11. Single-Lady Strut
Beyoncé's got your back.
12. Bringing Home the Bacon
To be fair, this only works if you grab breakfast sandwiches on the way.
13. A Walk Home
So you got lucky last night. That’s awesome. But who says we have to call that magical morning walk home anything but that? It should be no bigger deal than running out to grab groceries or hitting the gym — nothing that requires a special announcement.