The 12 Most PUNCHABLE Celebrity Faces Ever

Pow, right in the kisser.

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Certain people just have a look about them. Whether it’s a sh*t eating grin, or something intangible, you just want to punch them in the face for no reason.

Celebrities are no exception.

It’s a phenomenon without explanation, but no one can deny it exists. Why do we want to punch people in the face just because of the way they look? Some questions are better left unanswered.

But seriously. Just look at Perez Hilton and tell me your fingers don’t start curling into a fist.


These 12 celebrities make us want to high-five their face with our knuckles.

1. Jack Gleeson

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Playing the lead villain in the most popular drama running Game of Thrones, his sh*t-eating grin only adds to the desire to punch him directly in the mouth.


2. Justin Bieber

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Being pretty doesn’t exempt you from this list. Smiling during your mugshot because you know you’re too rich to ever really get in trouble is what gets you on it in the first place.

Mainly because we’re all jealous that we couldn’t live out our teen years without consequence.


3. Perez Hilton

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I’m pretty sure the word “smarmy” was invented when a time traveler saw Perez Hilton’s face, and then came to the past to warn us.


4. Pitbull

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Pitbull is a rapper in the same way an actual pit bull is a rapper. He just produces a lot of barking that in no way could be mistaken for music.

5. Jim Parsons

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The only thing less funny than The Big Bang Theory is Jim Parson’s tragic, punchable face.

I know it’s cliché to beat up on a nerd, but being one myself, I feel like he’s doing my people a disservice.


6. Ted Cruz

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As the guy who called gay marriage “tragic and indefensible,” this sadly mistaken presidential candidate is the first person on this list that wouldn’t even require a punchable face to make you want to swing your fist.

But he has one anyway.

7. 5 Seconds of Summer

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This sugar-coated band, brought to you by a marketing team designed to appeal to the ever-valuable tween demographic.

Oh, and they look like this.


8. Guy Fieri

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If I need to explain this punchable face to you, then you aren’t even looking at it, or you are Food Network star Guy Fieri’s mother.

The glasses, the hair, the expression. Pick one.

9. Nancy Grace

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The only way Nancy Grace stays on air is to latch onto a major media story and publicly proclaim the guilt of whomever she feels like for ratings.

So, despite her punchable face, she hasn’t cultivated a winning personality either.


10. Steve Harvey

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I’m not sure what emotion Harvey is going for in this photo. Surprise? Fear? Either way I want to smack it right off his mouth.

Thankfully, all you have to do to avoid seeing it is to not watch Family Feud, which I’d presume is 99.9% of America.

11. Ralphie May

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Ralphie May is a popular comedian and the owner of this face, which is lucky, because he’ll always have a source for material.


12. Kim Jong-Un

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Punching the Supreme Leader of North Korea’s face would be a certain death sentence … but I’d still do it.