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Just ... wow.
By Alex Alexander — Written on May 18, 2015
When done right, watching porn can be super-sexy. Regardless of what your fetish is, there are different kinds of erotica out there for everyone's viewing pleasure.
But sometimes, porn heads into some pretty ... interesting territory.
Although I'm certainly not a prude by any means — and hate the thought of anyone being shamed for their kinks — there are a few things I can't help raise a slight eyebrow at.
I never thought I'd see the day where I used the words "Barney" and "porn" in the same sentence, but there we go. Just did it. And there's PLENTY more where that came from.
Here are ten OMG (but totally legal) types of porn that will make your jaw drop ... or perhaps pique your interest? (No judgment.)
1. Dinosaur erotica. Yes, you read that correctly. Dinosaur erotica is apparently a thing now with short stories such as, "Taken by the T-Rex," and "In the Velociraptor's Nest" leading the charge. My generation grew up with Barney the dinosaur, so I guess I missed out on all of the real fun.
2. Tentacle sex. I'm a science fiction nerd and I couldn't close my mouth fast enough for this next one. Usually seen in Japanese hentai (animated porn) this involves a man or woman getting handsy (ha, get it?) with a lot of tentacles. The internet will take you strange places, my friends.
3. Roman showers. You may want to put down that bottle of wine for this one. A roman shower involves throwing up on your partner after drinking alcohol. It can also mean peeing on your partner. On the alcohol front, you call this porn, but I call this what-happens-after-every-successful-Friday-night.
4. Sitophilia, or food play. This gives a whole new meaning to food porn. People who are into sitophilia get turned on by sexually stimulating themselves with food. While this sounds pretty tame, it can go even further. In Korea, people participate in "mokbang," which is basically watching a live stream of someone else eating for hours. Riveting stuff.
5. Weight training. This type of porn shows off men who get off on putting weights on their genitals. Just...OUCH.
6. Fornophilia, or human furniture. I'll let Urban Dictionary do the explaining here: "Fornophilia is a form of bondage and sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a chair, table, cabinet or other piece of furniture." Hmm, suddenly Beauty and the Beast's Lumière seems a tad suspicious.
7. Toilet training. This is exactly what it sounds like.
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