10 Visions Of Lady Gaga's Wedding To Taylor Kinney
Here's what Lady Gaga's wedding to Taylor Kinney will probably look like.
Remember when Lady Gaga was a thing, and she still wants everyone to think that she's still a thing? Everyone is like "Nah, we got enough Gaga, we're good," and she's like "No, there's tons more Gaga!" No one wants more Gaga though, we've already had too much. (That explains ARTPOP's sales.)
Now Lady Gaga announced she's getting married to Taylor Kinney, an actor who some people kind of recognize. The couple got engaged on Valentine's Day, which is nice and all, but I think this is only news because Lady Gaga is kind of a crazy person, and her wedding will probably end up being really wacky.
Let's be honest: Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney's wedding is probably only happening because her last album didn't go as well as she hoped it would. A wedding is a good way to get your name back in the news, so it was either that or murder somebody. So, I guess its a good thing that she's getting married. Mazel tov!
1 Lady Gaga hasn't always been pro-love. Hopefully, she got over her fears or her wedding is going to be a nightmare for her.
2 I'm not sure what she's trying to say with her hands here. There's a heart, and then an equals sign. What does it equal, GAGA?!
3 Now that she's married, she can let herself go, and keep eating her cereal with her mouth open.
4 This isn't what her wedding dress will look like, but it would be amazing if it did.
5 I hope Kinney isn't marrying Gaga for her culinary skills, because that looks like a lettuce sandwich. A sandwich needs more than just lettuce, you weirdo!
6 This guy's going to be watching over the wedding, much to the horror of everybody attending.
Andy Cohen in Lady Gaga's "Venus" video - Giphy
7 Instead of saying "I do," Gaga's just going to strike a pose.
8 I hope she takes getting married more seriously than she does getting arrested. It's a mugshot, stop fooling around!
9 Remember single people, this is a wake up call. Answer it.
10 If you're currently single, just understand that this found love before you did. Fix your life.
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