You know how it is.
By Kristen Droesch — Written on Jul 05, 2014
Let's be frank; outside of porn stars in a carefully choreographed scene, most of us don't look so pretty in a sex video (looking at you, Paris). Plus, it's awkward as hell. And here's the proof, broken down into 13 stages for your convenience.
Stumbling around the house trying to find the camera, because this is not something you want on your iPhone.
Deciding it's the perfect time to try that freaky new move you two have been hesitant to experiment with.
Trying to make a sexy O-face instead of your usual nonsense, and looking like this instead:
Sitting down to watch it in the light of day, and being so sure that you two are as hot as porn stars.
