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Blow Job Simulator Available For Pre-Order

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Just … we have no words.

An Indiegogo project has gained enough funds to be available for pre-order. And it's not your average crowdfunded project — it's a glorified blowjob simulator called, fittingly, the Autoblow 2.

A "surprisingly good" substitute for oral sex, the Autoblow 2 contains a motor to give, ahem, users hands free stimulation. The user just inserts himself into the Autoblow 2 and plugs it in. The sex toy does the rest. Apparently this is an upgrade from the Fleshlight, which still requires manual … work.

In just under two months, the vibrator-for-men — posted by a company called Letsgasm! — not only reached its goal of $45,000 in investments, they surpassed it. Letsgasm! received an additional $235,247. WHAT? People are that into the idea of robotic blow jobs?

Brian Sloan, the inventor of the Autoblow 2, assures potential customers (and existing investors) that the male sex toy will not short-circuit. That would be painful.

Check out this super creepy, NSFW video from the inventor of the Autoblow 2. Put your headphones in for this one. 

What do you think of the Autoblow 2? Tell us in the comments.

And if this article was too weird for you, go read this one about some puppies.