13 Signs You're Obsessed With Your Ex

It's intervention time.

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Okay boys and girls, we know breaking up with the one you love is hard, but it's time to move on. You don't think you're having trouble doing so? First check out this list of signs you may be obsessed with the ex, and then talk to us.

1You stalk them on Facebook/Twitter/LinkedIn/Google+, etc (because Facebook alone is for amateurs)

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2You can count down to the second how long you've been apart

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3You have Adele’s running on a constant loop, because only she understands your pain.

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4You call them at least once a week (you are broken up! One call is one too many)

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5You've created a shrine out of the t-shirt, body wash and contact lens case they mistakenly left behind…and you have imaginary conversations with it

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6You finally meet someone new and spend all your time imagining the three of you running into each other, just to see your ex's reaction

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7Every time someone so much as mentions their name (might not even be talking about your ex), you become as alert as an Army Ranger

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8You are convinced you can't be happy without them, despite having a rich, full life

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9You are constantly fighting the urge to text them

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10You left your Facebook status listed as "It's complicated" (It's not complicated, you broke up. Time to change that status).

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11You obsess over their FourSquare check-ins and go to all the same spots to "accidentally" run into them

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12You talk about them so much that your mother, friends and even your shrink are tired of hearing about it

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13You are dressed to the nines every time you leave the house, even if you're just grocery shopping, in case you run into them

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