Why I Make A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Girlfriend

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Why I Make A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Girlfriend

In case you haven't noticed, I'm not exactly the greatest person out there. I'm a bit bat-shit crazy, definitely a little selfish and am currently working on ways to be even more of a recluse than I already am because I find the majority of people to be annoying. I can count all my "serious" relationships on one hand and my actual adult relationships that involved grown up things like maturity and trust on no hands.

On top of being too picky, or rather obnoxiously picky, like my no white socks rule and a requirement that certain bands be in their top 10 list, I'm also drawn to assholes. It's actually a talent. In a lovely sea of nice guys, I will want to be with the asshole, the emotionally unattainable one, and the one who will probably cheat on me when I'm eight months preggers should we ever make it that far. I'm no psychic, but I can just see that that's how it would go down and I'll end up in my parents' basement with my kid and the neighbors will call us "Boo One" and "Boo Two."

So since I've had a lot of time recently to re-evaluate my life, the decisions I have made and paths I have chosen, I've been able to come to an undeniable fact: I make a sh**ty girlfriend.

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Written by Amanda Chatel for The Gloss.

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