23 Love Coupons That Make An Adorable, Cheap Gift For Your Man ANY Time

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23 Love Coupon Ideas For The Best Cheap Gift For Your Partner
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What do you give the person who has everything?

By Heather Jennings

We love giving (and getting) gifts, but what do you get a partner who is not at all materialistic and already happy with what they have?

It's not a reflection of a loving relationship and seems trite when you throw a box of new clothes or some grooming products at them — yet it's still important that you give them something every now and again to remind them how much they mean to you, right?

Enter love coupons. Now, we know that the word "coupon" doesn't usually make your mind race with sexy thoughts — but we promise that love coupons can be much more naughty than clipping discounts out of the Sunday paper.

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Love coupons are an inexpensive way to add some fun into your relationship — and although you're giving them as a gift, you can totally finagle the coupons in your favor. I mean, a coupon for a hot night at a hotel with your partner kinda seems like a win for everyone.

And your coupons don't have to be sexual. Maybe your partner has been wanting a massage or a spa day. Boom, love coupon. There are a million different directions you can take them.

Here are some examples.

  • I will treat you to an afternoon at the spa!
  • I will give you a full body massage.
  • This coupon entitles you to three candlelit dinners at your choice of restaurant!
  • Redeem this coupon for a romantic afternoon picnic!
  • This coupon is good for 30 full minutes of oral sex.

  • An evening out on the town. It's all on me!
  • I will do the dishes and laundry for an entire week.
  • One full night of snuggling and kissing.
  • One night of watching stars together.
  • You will receive breakfast in bed!
  • One bubble bath together.

  • Redeemable for three passionate kisses.
  • A day of watching five DVDs of your choice!
  • Redeemable for $100 worth of lingerie!
  • This coupon allows you to celebrate a second Valentine's Day this year!
  • Use this coupon for an entire evening of dancing.
  • Use this coupon for one lap dance!

  • Redeem this coupon for a game of strip poker.
  • Coupon for one new sex position every night for a week!
  • One day of golf!
  • I will be your sex slave for an entire day! (Safe word to be determined)
  • I will give you one hot night at any hotel of your choice!
  • Redeem this coupon and have any of your sexual fantasies fulfilled.
  • This coupon entitles you to a 20-minute make-out session.
  • Redeemable for your choice of three romantic wishes.

This article was originally published at SheKnows. Reprinted with permission from the author.

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