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Buckle up, margarita lovers, for what's guaranteed to be a day you won’t want to forget! At least not until you finally sober up, that is.

Although National Tequila Day is on July 24 and is bound to be an unforgettable holiday for tequila lovers, you don't have to wait that long to imbibe.

Todd McCalla had the right idea when he decided to found National Margarita day, which is celebrated annually on February 22, as a way to share his love of tequila.

Margaritas, known for their famous salted rims, lime slices, and the most important ingredient of all, tequila, have forever found a special place in our hearts.

Everyone can find joy in drinking a good margarita that's prepared to their liking, whether your choice is frozen or on the rocks, strawberry or pomegranate-flavored.

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Whether you're going out with your friend group or staying in perfecting your own margarita recipe, there's really no excuse for you not to have a good time being bold, making bad decisions, and enjoying all the other things that come along with drinking tequila, like sending a few risky texts and dancing on tabletops.

If you identify yourself as a tequila lover, then now is your time to own it. Show everyone what you're truly made of as you drink margarita after margarita cocktail — because you know that consuming just one won’t do.

This drink is one of the best out there, so we have to do it justice through our actions.

Whether you're at home wearing a tank top and shorts or in your comfiest Speedo at a beach house in Cabo, don’t let the day pass you by!

But, also try not to be the person who's passed out at the end of the night. 

Here are 35 funny margarita puns, quotes and jokes to remind you of why you love and adore margaritas and tequila. 

1. The weatherman predicts that 2/22 is a perfect day to enjoy a margarita or two.

"The next forecast with the words ice and salt better be a damn margarita recipe!!"

2. Say thanks to the lime for keeping you fit.

"Health experts: 'Make sure to have 4 servings of fruit per day.' Me: *pushes wedge of lime off the rim and into my margarita* 'Consider it done.'"

3. Don't be the guy who passes out.

"I was drinking a margarita and the waitress screamed 'does anyone know CPR?' I yelled, 'I know the entire alphabet' and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one guy."

4. All roads lead to margaritas.

"Margarita Flowchart. Do you want a margarita? Yes. No. Sure you do."

5. Cross each task off your list.

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"Things to do today: 1) Drink margaritas. 2) Drink more margaritas. Check...and check!"

6. You can always count on margaritas.

"Wanna know the difference between a man and a margarita? Margarita hits the spot every time."

7. Start drinking and eventually the answer will be "yes."

"I wonder if there is a margarita somewhere out there thinking about me too."

8. The answer is all that matters anyway.

"Margaritas are the answer, but I don't remember the question."

9. Tequila makes dreams come true.

"All things are possible with tequila and lipstick."

10. The more the merrier.

"Keep calm and tequila on."

11. Blame it on the alcohol.

"I didn't text you. Tequila did."

12. And in that order!

"I respect my elders, the environment & tequila."

13. The recipe for a happy life.

"I always take life with a grain of salt,... plus a slice of lemon,... and a shot of tequila."

14. If you ever need a problem solved, you know where to turn.

"Tequila is like duct tape, it fixes nearly everything."

15. Utilize your resources.

"When life gives you lemons, slice those suckers up and find some tequila." 

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16. Tequila for the win. You may or may not still wake up sore.

"Exercise makes you look and feel good ... so does tequila, your choice!"

17. The friend that'll always dare you to be bold.

"Don't be shy, send that 12th unanswered text! Love, Tequila"

18. The perfect mixture of ingredients.

"I love water. Especially frozen into ice cubes. Blended with tequila. I love margaritas."

19. Good things come in pairs.

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but two margaritas usually do."

20. A worthy investment of your time.

"Always make time for the things you love, like drinking margaritas."

21. You'll never know if you don't test it out.

"Everyone has a hidden talent they don't know about until the tequila is poured."

22. You can't have one without the other.

"You bring the tequila, I'll bring the bad decisions."

23. Don't stop until you drop.

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

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24. Go shot for shot if you can.

"Tequila may not be the answer, but it is worth a shot!"

25. What? It's a holiday!

"Paid time-off request. Date: Feb 22. National Margarita Day, Vacation Day, Sick Day, Personal Day."

26. No need to wait for a Cinco De Mayo party.

"If life gives you limes, make margaritas." — Jimmy Buffett

27. Any margarita lover would agree.

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"The only thing better than one margarita is two margaritas." 

28. Don't forget the lime juice!

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"Yeah, if we could put some margarita machines in the break room, that'd be great."

29. The best dates are on Taco Tuesday.

"Some women want to be wined and dined. I want to be margarita'd and taco'd."

30. Share those favorite margarita drink recipes!

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"I found my margarita recipe! 3 bottles of tequila and 2 drops of lime juice."

31. A margarita drinker always asks the important questions.

 

"My doctor was like, 'Any questions?' and I was like, 'Yes! When can I drink please?' I just want a margarita." — Keira Knightley

32. Sometimes, it just happens.

"I've been trying to make protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas."

33. One margarita... two margaritas... three margarita shots.

 

"One does not simply have just one margarita."

34. Those are the best holidays!

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"I'll celebrate any holiday that encourages me to drink margaritas." 

35. Sometimes, a margarita is all you need to finish the night.

"Oh, tonight, I need a margarita and I need it bad. I'm hoping that the tequila is gonna take me back. Give me the salt and the lime." — Dana Hunt

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Alexis George is a writer who covers love, relationship advice, astrology and personality topics.