50 Funny Friday The 13th Memes To Ease Your Superstitious Fears & Turn Your Luck Around

50 Best Friday The 13th Memes About Jason Voorhees, Bad Luck & Superstition
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It's Friday the 13th and we all know what that means ... Unlucky occurrences like tripping over your shoelaces, knocking over glasses and waking up after your alarm are just a few of the possible horrors the superstitious among us believe are likely to happen on this infamously bad luck ridden day.

What better way is there to counter anything bad these days than by turning the situation on its head with some funny memes?

But before we get to the Friday the 13th memes, how did this unfortunate day get its tricky reputation for being unlucky?

Some claim the phenomenon known as triskaidekaphobia — the fear of the number 13 — originates with New Testament, as Judas Iscariot, who would later go on to betray Jesus, was the last — and thirteenth — to arrive for the Last Supper.

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And Norse legend holds that "evil and turmoil were first introduced in the world by the appearance of the treacherous and mischievous god Loki at a dinner party in Valhalla. He was the 13th guest, upsetting the balance of the 12 gods already in attendance."

It is also possible that the publication of Thomas W. Lawson's book "Friday, the Thirteenth: A Novel" was the culprit behind this most superstitious of days. The novel tells the story of a broker who travels to Wall Street to create a panic on Friday the thirteenth.

Sure, all of this may be juvenile. But even today there are still over a million cases in the United States alone of people being petrified of this day. It is so prevalent that flights have been canceled, people have called out of sick at work and some even prepare for the end of the world. So the stigma remains.

What can you do to avoid all the bad luck?

Well, there have been plenty of superstitious remedies that people have come up with. Salt, a lucky rabbit's foot, a blessed crystal are just a few that people have used to ward off evil spirits.

But really, there is no telling what works and what doesn't. The power of the mind is probably your best bet, positive thinking can go a long way.

To that end, here are 50 funny Friday the 13th memes to help you turn that bad luck upside down.

1. At least Jason Voorhees remains positive about Friday the thirteenth.

"It's gonna be a great day."

2. But why do these cute black cats have to be feared?

"It's Friday the 13th? Oh no. I has to be evil today ..."

3. Anything's better than Monday. Anything.

"Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever."

4. He would.

"Friday the 13th. Jason likes this."

5. How can you be so spooked out over the best day of the week?!

"I don't care if it's Friday the 13th. I'm just happy it's Friday!"

6. It's all in your head.

"What if I told you that Friday the 13th is a normal day?"

7. Friday is for drinking. Which might bring you bad luck.

"May your Friday the 13th be filled with many cocktails and not the zombie apocalypse."

8. Friday is paycheck day! Which can be scary too.

"The scariest thing I will do on Friday the 13th is check my bank account."

9. Maybe you're just unlucky all the time.

"Do I have bad luck because it's Friday the 13th? Or because it's Friday the 13th I am more aware of my bad luck?"

10. You have to be extra careful on Friday the 13th.

"Friday the 13th — Keep calm and don't go swimming, don't have sex, don't smoke, don't drink, don't go out, don't split up, don't run from the killer, if you trip, get up and run, and above all, turn on the stupid light before entering any room."

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11. It's Friday!!

"Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Guess what day it is?"

12. Don't let your superstitions get the best of you.

"Happy Friday the 13th! May all your irrational superstitions haunt you today."

13. Grumpy cat's favorite day of the year.

"Friday the 13th — Best day ever."

14. If he's your spirit animal, I may not be your friend anymore.

"Jason Voorhees is my spirit animal."

15. At least he's positive.

"It's Friday the 13th... my lucky day."

16. You have been warned.

"It's Friday the 13th and I didn't have my coffee yet. Be. Very. Scared."

17. If hockey masks don't do it for you ...

"Wait for it ... hey there sexy."

18. Don't let today get you down.

"Aww you're not bad luck, don't listen to them!"

19. Who knew Jason Voorhees had feelings too?

"When they always askin' why you killin' but they never ask what's killin' you."

20. TGIF

"Thank god it's Friday."

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"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday the 13th."

22. Jason Voorhees <3 Crocs.

"I love it. #crocs"

23. Oh, the anticipation.

"Waiting is the hardest part."

24. If you've gotta be superstitious, be smart about it.

"I might be white, but I'm not 'let's go see what that noise was' white."


25. Poor trees never SAW it coming (see what we did there?)

"I love Friday the 13th. It's the only day I know that noise isn't for me."

26. Just a little.

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

27. If you've ever watched a 90s slasher film, you'll know what this means.

"I don't always Ch Ch Ch Ch, but when I do, I Ah Ah Ah Ah."

28. Could you believe it's true?!

"Oh it's Friday the 13th? I bet you didn't know that tomorrow's Saturday the 14th."

29. Move over Ryan Gosling. Jason Voorhees is here.

"Hey girl, I think it's adorable the way you always be tripping over nothing."

30. Maybe things are just always stupid?

"Am I the only one around here that thinks people shouldn't blame their stupidity on Friday the 13th?"

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31. Do you have it?

"Triskaidekaphobia: Fear of Friday the 13th. It has a name."

32. Now this is stuck in your head. You're welcome.

"It's Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday."

33. Genius.

"Jason can't kill me if he is busy killing my friends."

34. So sweet.

"Don't be silly. Today isn't going to suck because it's Friday the 13th. Today's going to suck because you're you."

35. Don't hate on the black cats! Not all of them are evil.

"We are black cats, but we aren't bad luck and we definitely aren't evil. Meow. I'm a little bit evil. Ok, he's evil. But most of us are cool. I promise."

36. Ran out of time.

"Friday the 13th: 'no no no no no!' 12:00AM Saturday the 14th (turns into a pumpkin)."

37. Black cats can be pretty cute.

"If a black cat crosses your path on Friday the 13th ... pet the cat."

38. These days it's probably easy.

"May your Friday the 13th be less terrifying than election day."

39. Do you agree?

"Still more expressions than Kristen Stewart."

40. Hug a Jason today.

"Embrace your favorite Jason today."

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41. Deadpool will help you out.

"Happy Friday the 13th. You don't need Jason ... I'll kill that guy for ya." — Deadpool

42. It's bad luck.

"Exam on Friday the 13th? Good luck."

43. Figures Jason Voorhees would be on Facebook.

"Friday the 13th. Jason likes this."

44. But first, a little Friday the 13th pregame shopping ...

"He's got errands ... He's got stuff to do ... And tomorrow is going to be a really busy day. Thursday the 12th."

45. It's your day, cat.

"It's Friday the 13th, that's why I'm smug."

46. Which is worse?

"I'd dread Friday the 13th much more if it was on a Monday."

47. Changing your luck is worth a try.

"Do lucks cancel each other out?"

48. Not sure I'd ask for help from these guys.

"Friday 13th police be like."

49. You do what you have to do.

"I don't always watch scary movies, but when I do, I'm up till 2 AM watching Disney princess movies to calm me down."

50. Hopefully this will be you on Saturday.

"Survived Friday the 13th."

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Molly Given is a writer and lover of all things to do with mystery and magic in life.

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