Men Who Marry Chubby Women Are 10 Times Happier (Says Science!)

chubby women Make Men Happier (Says Science!)
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Finally, us ladies with curves get a little love!

In a new study conducted by the department of psychology at UNAM, Dr. Filemón Alvarado and Dr. Edgardo Morales discovered that men who were in a relationship with chubby women were TEN times happier than those who were with skinny women.

As a confident fat woman myself, I can testify that my husband is happy. Would he be happier with a skinny woman? Who knows!

What I do know is that he loves my fat rolls, my fat dimples, and even the extra side boob that comes with being a chubby girl.

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According to the same study, men smile more with chubby partners and were more likely to solve problems easier.

Apparently, our higher BMI comes with a fascinating side effect of being able to anticipate our men's needs and satisfy them.

This is where I have to call bullsh*t.

When I ask my husband which take out food he wants for the night, it turns into a problem that is not easily fixed nor can I anticipate what he really wants because no matter what, he will say, "Whatever you want."

But I'm assuming they're talking more of issues and desires that come with being in a committed relationship and not so much which food to order?

This study also concluded that because we are already heavy, reproducing and carrying baby weight wouldn't be a problem.

OF COURSE IT'S NOT A PROBLEM BECAUSE WOMEN ARE MAGICAL UNICORNS THAT ARE CAPABLE OF ANYTHING!

Which also means that although I do love this study and the fact that us big girls are finally getting our day in the sun, I do believe that love is love is love and it really doesn't matter what size you are when it comes to partnering up.

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Everyone has a type of person they're attracted to and it doesn't matter what your head tells you, it's what your heart wants that matters.

Ladies: Chubby, thin, wide, shy, as long as you're full of love it doesn't matter if you're filled with fat. 

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