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Shame on you, guys.
By Aly Walansky — Written on Apr 28, 2017
Generally, reciprocity is the name of the game when it comes to sex. If you get him off, he better want to be getting you off or that's probably the end of that relationship.
But is turnabout always fair play? If you are blowing him, is he obligated to perform oral sex on you? If he orgasms, should you always also orgasm?
Who should orgasm first? If this seems all a little tit for tat (so to speak), it kind of is, but it brings up a valid point. What if he doesn't want to go down on you? What do you do? Is it an endgame? Does that mean you absolutely won't blow him?
Well, that's kind of up to you, but it turns out some guys really don't want to go down on you. (Sorry!) Here's why men don't like cunnilingus.
1. It's nasty.
"If a woman practices good hygiene, these lips and tongue will be happy to feast on you. It's not always logistically possible to take a shower and then have a good tasting, but that would be a preference. And sometimes, depending on what time of the month, the vagina can taste a bit fishy."
2. Her hair is out of control.
"I don't need a woman to have a Brazilian wax and be totally shaved in the nether regions but I appreciate a trimmed look. Some pubic hair is actually a turn-on and running my fingers through it as it gets moist. Totally wild hair isn't as enticing."
3. She just doesn't taste good.
"Every woman tastes different, some delectable and some not so much. How a woman reacts to your licks by moans and groans will definitely increase my enthusiasm to treat her vagina like royalty with my tongue."
4. The scent is off-putting.
"Smell, smell, smell. It is as simple as that. Cleanliness is everything."
5. She takes forever to orgasm.
"It takes a long time; I don't have all night! Can't we just get on to the main event? We'll both be happier."
6. It's too much hard work.
"I don't ever refuse to go down, but it can be very difficult sometimes if you're going at it for a long time. Very tough on the jaw! It can be legitimately painful. Also, few people have perfect hygiene down there and the pubes scratch my face."
7. There's too much pressure.
"Bringing a woman to climax is not something that's an easy accomplishment. Since every woman is different, the same 'tricks' that I do for one woman might not work for another one. Honestly, I'd be pretty embarrassed if I couldn't make my date orgasm, so I prefer to skip the oral sex."
8. The way she smells burns my nose.
"Sometimes, it doesn't smell so great down there. And if my nose hates it, chances are my taste buds will as well."
9. Yeah, right. I love it!
"No real man says no to that, so your question is a trick one..."
10. She's too self-conscious.
"Periodically, you bump into a lady who doesn't like oral. This reverse unicorn produces something of a brain cramp. You'll begin wondering why she doesn't like it and maybe it's part of your standard repertoire so you persist in asking about it because you're a good guy. So, eventually she relents and it turns out she probably has a perfectly normal crotch but she doesn't seem to enjoy tongues/lips/noses on it. And you stay down there for a while because you're stubborn. You mutually give up and she refuses to kiss you because she hates her own brand. Later she reveals that she can only orgasm from intense vibrator use and suddenly you feel superfluous and like sex with you is perfunctory rather than pleasurable."
