Beware: these may not work unless you're a member of a SUPER HOT boy band.
What could possibly be a match more perfectly made in heaven than smoking hot boy band One Direction and some old fashioned, super cheese-ball pick up lines?
Just think about it!
Boy bands = A timeless tradition that brings joy and glee to women worldwide.
Pick up lines = A timeless tradition that brings joy and glee to women worldwide.
Boys bands = Unapologetically cheesy AF.
Pick up lines = Unapologetically cheesy AF.
Boys bands = Known for making women of all ages scream and cry.
Pick up lines = Known for making women of all ages scream and cry.
They are pretty much the exact same thing, see?
Honestly, one thing I know for sure is that nobody can drag me down if I know some handsome guy is going to play me the best song ever while asking me sweet questions like, "Do you even know what makes you beautiful?" It's like, the whole story of my life has been me just waiting for him to take me by the hand, whisper that I'm perfect, and convince me that we've just got to live while we're young.
Know what I mean?
Painstakingly hidden 1D song references aside, it truly is fairly impossible for me to happen upon a new boy band beat while listening to the radio as I cruise along on a drive without feeling an immediate urge open the windows, let down my hair, and join in all of the innocent, wholesome, and cheerful fun those dudes are obviously having.
Which is exactly the purpose of a good pick-up line!
The absolute BEST way possible to catch the attention of any potential love interest, guy or girl, is to put your money-maker where you mouth is and SHOW them just how much fun you are — ergo, how much fun they are guaranteed* to have with you, as well as how much fun they are guaranteed* to miss out on if they pass you by!
So don't you dare let ANYONE tell you "Bye-Bye-Bye" until you've given one of these babies a shot!
*Results can in no way ever possibly be guaranteed, but seriously, you should know that by now.
"Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a cutiepie like you!"
"Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?"
"Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you're looking right."
"Without you life is like a broken pencil ... pointless."
"Are you a parking ticket? Cos you've got fine written all over you."
"If you were a Transformer ... you'd be Optimus fine."
"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you ... I'd have five cents."
"You dropped something ... my jaw."
"Are you lost? 'Cause heaven's a long way from here."
"Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"
"Are you a keyboard? 'Cause you're my type."
"I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?"
"No wonder the sky is grey today. Your eyes took all of the blue!"
"Is your name Google? Cause you've got everything I'm searching for."
"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?"
"Are you related to yoda? Cuz yodalicious."
