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27 Times This BADA$$ Lady Said EXACTLY What You Were Thinking

Quotes From Single Mom Diaries

You don't have to be single OR a mom to recognize some funny quotes when you see them. 

Since I first came across the Facebook page Single Mom Diaries, I've had to restrain myself regularly from checking in on the semi-anonymous author's sharp, brilliant, and freaking hilarious one-liners too often, lest I find myself still scrolling and peeing my pants past some annoying deadline or another.

Being the generous soul I am, I have therefore captured for you here 27 of the best-of-the-best quotes from this divorced L.A. mom of three awesome boys.

Believe, it was not easy picking.

About the quest to find a good man.

Finding a good man

About married girlfriends complaining about their husbands' wanting sex.

sex object

About kids who just won't flush.

boys don't flust

About dining out with kiddos.

kids eat free

About being a hypocrite.

hair pulling

About people who've never been married.

Never married

About what you can and can't make someone else feel.

want to you

About sexting.


About minding your Google manners.

google stalking

About the deeper meanings of emojis.


About Siri.


About the honest mouths of babes.


About relationship dynamics.

who wears the pants

About understanding men.

what does he want

About texting fails.


About parenting wins.

phone to kids

About getting crafty.

rainbow loom

About general badassery.


About latent sibling rivalry.

sibling rivalry

About bringing sexy back.

oreos in bed

About parenting wins - FOR REAL.

rain jedi

About communicating with your kids.

how was your day

About going with the flow.

boys will be boys

About alternative perspectives.

dance like no ones watching

About dick pics.

dick pics

About trust.

trust issues

About straight-up wisdom.

sex tips