12 Tweets That Basically Sum Up The HILARITY Of Married Life

Every marriage is different, and while you may think you know what marriage looks like, you may be surprised — even if you're married yourself.

These tweets show the funny and sometimes cranky sides of married life. For better or for worse, here's an unfiltered glimpse inside the world of marriage.

1. Reverse psychology works every time.

Not realizing that "Do you want some ice cream?" actually means "I want ice cream and I want you to get it for me." #MarriedPeopleIssues

— Hawk (@hawk2973) July 30, 2015

2. Wives always know where those socks are hiding.

Sorry. I was late because I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband #MarriedPeopleIssues

— thesweezy (@swee1987) January 12, 2016

3. Sometimes it's just easier for wives to cook.

When hubby makes "dinner" he does no prep, 5x of dirty dishes than normal, kitchen is a mess and he wants applause #MarriedPeopleIssues — Eatyourcity.ca (@Eatyourcity_ca) January 11, 2016

4. It's all fun and games until the cat takes a sh*t.

Cat purrs. "My cat" Cat frolics. "My cat" Cat misses litter tray. "Your cat" #MarriedPeopleIssues

— Mike Lloyd (@DrMikeLloyd) January 9, 2016

5. Husbands know how to avoid laundry as long as possible.

Wife: Running low on clean underwear. Does laundry. Husband: Running low on clean underwear. Buys new underwear. #MarriedPeopleIssues

— Laur_ren (@londonsma) January 9, 2016

6. Marriage is a back-and-forth of deciding what to do on weekends.

#FridayNights Me: "Are we going out?" Her: "I don't know, what do you want to do" until we fall asleep on the couch #MarriedPeopleIssues

— Pej A. (@pazarm) January 8, 2016

7. Laziness is at the root of "til death do us part."

Hearing your spouse fumbling to get the key in the front door and you're too lazy to get off the couch and let them in #MarriedPeopleIssues

— Katie Massa Kennedy (@katiemassa) July 31, 2015

8. There are only two options when fighting over the comforter.

Either being a cover thief or a freezing victim, every night. #MarriedPeopleIssues

— $uzy McCann (@Suzy_J_) August 3, 2015

9. Get used to checking things multiple times.

11:30PM: "Did you lock the front door?" "Yes" "Can you go make sure?" #MarriedPeopleIssues — Daniel Adorno (@lucid_ghost) July 30, 2015

10. Marriage is nothing without a little healthy competition.

You maintain a silent competition to see who the dog loves more. #MarriedPeopleIssues

— Judge You Harshly™ (@JudgeYouHarshly) July 30, 2015

11. Frozen is the #1 marriage destroyer.

I can't think of a single issue me & my husband have. In 3 years, only two fights: 1 about Frozen & 1 about Ayn Rand. #MarriedPeopleIssues

— Katherine (@brightflashes) July 30, 2015

12. Things you do during sex sometimes get confused with every day conversation.

I'm not moaning, I'm talking to you #MarriedPeopleIssues

— Derryn Jackson (@Derryn_Jackson) July 31, 2015