15 God-Awful Tattoos People Got In The Name Of "Love"

Much respect to the "artist" and customer for not over-thinking this whole thing, and tattooing the words on backwards so a lady can read it. If women like two things it's brutally creepy honesty, and legibility.

When someone has herpes AND anterograde amnesia, there isn't a whole lot else he can do. Now, not sure if this is a hit list, but I do know one thing ... RUN, LAURA! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

If you've seen the back of one diehard 90210 fan, you've seen them all. 

Good news: these are clearly drawn on with a pen. Bad news: one of these girls borrows the other girl's underpants without asking. 

A sample of a conversation this woman has every single day:

Stranger: Who's Chopper?

Lady: My old man.

Stranger: Who are you?

Lady: I'm Chopper's bitch.

You parent any way you want to, but when your child is literally always asking for a spanking, you should reconsider the standard operating procedure in your home.

All I can really say to this woman is "make me."

If you're not a fan of Duke Nukem, you probably think this is a very crass tattoo. If you ARE a fan of Duke Nukem, you're probably a very crass person, so the first person was probably right about how crass this tattoo is.

And if you've ever forgotten what crass means, it's an abbreviation for C-R-Ass, or see our ass.

One is a smug, trouble-making hooligan who flaunts the laws of man, nature, and physics at every turn. The other is a self-described genius whose single-minded purpose in life is to impose his will upon a very specific target.

Hey Freud, which tattoo does the dude have? MEEP MEEP.

We all think that we've found the very special key to put in our ignition. But everyone's going to feel really stupid when one of them gains 64 pounds and the pieces don't fit together anymore.

I really hope the Dothraki translation is "One bug that crawls up another bug's butt to explode and die." Man am I jealous of these two good-looking dorks.

Let's both promise to never, ever gain or lose a single pound, or move from exactly where we're standing. Or share this photograph. On the upside, this is an original idea that no other couple could ever think of... 

Do we know where exactly Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter were when this photo was taken? Well, to be fair these are hideous tattoos, but not so bad when you consider what a wonderful movie Corpse Bride was.

Kudos to this tattoo artist for not spending an hour coming up with an incredible design for how to make the previous ink a chrysalis from which this person's new life has an opportunity to emerge. Next time, let's just tattoo "F*ck you too, dad" over the entire area.

This is by far the sweetest one because who doesn't love Buzz Lightyear? However, it presupposes that one or both don't understand the nature of infinity.