WTF: Preacher Says Masturbation Leads To "Pregnant Hands" In Heaven

Mmmmmk then.

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There are some crazy myths out there about the consequences of masturbation. The most common ones are that it leads to blindness, hair will grow on your palms, or doing it takes away your ability to have children. These have all been disproved by doctors.

Now there is a new myth started by one man that is completely batsh*t!

Islamic preacher, Mücahid Cihad Han, says that masturbation is not only a sin but it will make your hands pregnant in the afterlife.


The preacher revealed this on television while responding to a troubled caller who says he masturbates even though he's married and did it while on a holy pilgrimage.

"One hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights," Han tells the caller.

That's one hell of a theory. I guess a lot of men are going to need to prepare for hand-fatherhood.

The preacher uploaded the video of this exchange on his Twitter and YouTube account.

The comments on the YouTube video have been negative, and people are wondering if it's actually a joke. 


So, if this happens to men what will happen to the ladies? After all, women do prefer masturbation to sex. I guess we'll never know.